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A woman is marrying her Tetris cartridge

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A woman in Florida is said to have objectophila, a condition that makes her physically and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects instead of people. In an interview with Metro, she stated that she grew up being attracted to all sorts of objects, from GPS devices, iPods, treadmills etc.

After breaking up with Pierre, her calculator, her love for Tetris grew so strong that she intends to marry her copy once she graduates, with a proper ceremony and her family and friends in attendance.

It started when I would play this game called Smash Run and I would hear the Tetris theme and I thought it was nice. Every time I heard it I would want to play Tetris. All I did was play this game and kept thinking I want to play Tetris.

I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind. Physically I get that feeling that people in relationships get – that you know they are the right one.

I love him so much and get an immense sense of satisfaction with him. I have a strong connection with him and have invested so much in him.

The full interview is available here.

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What happens if she takes Tetris to a friends house and they slide him into their NES? Will she accuse Tetris of cheating? Will she say her friend is trying to steal her hubby? :unsure:
Only if Tetris gets mounted on a Game Genie.
 
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maybe it would be better if the game had one of those plastic dust covers. I can just imagine what that game has been through.

will her copy of yoshi's cookie get jealous and refuse to work in a legitimate nes?
 

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That's going to be an awkward honeymoon, someone please tell her to use protection, you don't want to start a marriage off with a pregnancy!
Tetris Jr. anyone?

Or, I wonder if she got the box it came in, wait, no, thats her.
 
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You know this has brought up countless thoughts of sex with a Nintendo cartridge. Those corners on her lady bits, or even on her anus, strapping a dildo to the cartridge and directing it inside her. Things that probably exist already in video and picture form in the deepest recesses of internet space, that I don't even want to try and find.

But really, if she's truly happy with this, what's the problem? It's weird but harmless, it's strange but nice. I just really hope this isn't called out via Dr. Phil, fuck that guy. Let the woman be happy.
 
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