A woman in Florida is said to have objectophila, a condition that makes her physically and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects instead of people. In an interview with Metro, she stated that she grew up being attracted to all sorts of objects, from GPS devices, iPods, treadmills etc.

After breaking up with Pierre, her calculator, her love for Tetris grew so strong that she intends to marry her copy once she graduates, with a proper ceremony and her family and friends in attendance.

It started when I would play this game called Smash Run and I would hear the Tetris theme and I thought it was nice. Every time I heard it I would want to play Tetris. All I did was play this game and kept thinking I want to play Tetris.

I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind. Physically I get that feeling that people in relationships get – that you know they are the right one.

I love him so much and get an immense sense of satisfaction with him. I have a strong connection with him and have invested so much in him.

The full interview is available here.

Source

 

[brickmii82]

There's a small chance it might be her.. It'd make this story that much weirder.

Why would someone make an account to validate a weird preference? Weirder things have happened I guess?

I think you could just use a VPN server in Florida, but I’m on my phone and it doesn’t let me pick my location.

 

[Joom]

To me, wanting to stick your dick up another guy's ass is as much a twisted perversion as pedophilia, and beastiality. And don't give me the argument that some people are just born gay, and wired like that from birth. That same argument goes for pedophiles as well. It still doesn't mean it's right, and it's still a disgusting perversion in my mind. So yeah, I'm not afraid to say that I disagree with it. As for the increase in beastiality, that's just the logical progression when you have more and more people sharing a deeper connection with their dogs and cats than they could ever share with another human being.

Boy aren't we repressed? How is homosexuality the least bit akin to pedophilia and beastiality? You just scream "closeted gay dude". It's 2018. It's ok to come out. We're all here for you. I am, however, afraid that you hurt animals as you have this weird asphyxiation with beastiality. It's not proving any sort of point, and I recommend you seek medical help. Rape is rape, even if the horse can't say no.

 

[ThoD]

Welp, this topic is dying, so let's move on... Next on the news, woman admitted to the ER with a NES cartridge stuck inside her snatch! You won't guess where she's from!

 

[gamer765]

I was not prepared when I hit the source button. My eyes instantly burned. WTF IS THAT THING? ITS HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!

 

[smileyhead]

To me, wanting to stick your dick up another guy's ass is as much a twisted perversion as pedophilia, and beastiality. And don't give me the argument that some people are just born gay, and wired like that from birth. That same argument goes for pedophiles as well. It still doesn't mean it's right, and it's still a disgusting perversion in my mind. So yeah, I'm not afraid to say that I disagree with it. As for the increase in beastiality, that's just the logical progression when you have more and more people sharing a deeper connection with their dogs and cats than they could ever share with another human being.

No u

Spoiler

Yes, I know you didn't call me gay, I just wanted to use this meme. *clears throat*

Okay, but seriously, this forum might not be the best place to act homophobic. There are a lot of people here who aren't straight. Not to mention a lot of people who are clever enough not to be homophobic.

 

[Saiyan Lusitano]

Congrats to those Tetrominos!

 

[bi388]

To me, wanting to stick your dick up another guy's ass is as much a twisted perversion as pedophilia, and beastiality. And don't give me the argument that some people are just born gay, and wired like that from birth. That same argument goes for pedophiles as well. It still doesn't mean it's right, and it's still a disgusting perversion in my mind. So yeah, I'm not afraid to say that I disagree with it. As for the increase in beastiality, that's just the logical progression when you have more and more people sharing a deeper connection with their dogs and cats than they could ever share with another human being.

Here's where you're wrong. Pedophilia isn't consensual, kids are too young to know what's going on. Bestiality isn't consensual cause it's animals that can't give consent to humans. Gay sex, whether you find it gross or not, is consensual. So it is NOT the same. Claiming it is means you have no idea why pedophilia is bad. It's not wrong because it's perverted or whatever. It's wrong because it's preying on kids who are being harmed by it. Gay sex doesn't harm anyone. If your morality is based on what's gross to you, not what hurts others, then there's a problem here. And no, sharing a deep connection isn't related to fucking cats. Maybe YOU want to fuck anyone you have a connection with, but other people dont.

 

[Noctosphere]

If I was her, I'd wait and watch the movie before marrying it
Like if you remember about the Tetris movie incoming

 

[SonicfanCEMUTesting]

I wonder how she will make babies with that cartridge?

 

[SG854]

Boy aren't we repressed? How is homosexuality the least bit akin to pedophilia and beastiality? You just scream "closeted gay dude". It's 2018. It's ok to come out. We're all here for you. I am, however, afraid that you hurt animals as you have this weird asphyxiation with beastiality. It's not proving any sort of point, and I recommend you seek medical help. Rape is rape, even if the horse can't say no.

There is a culture in Columbia where sex with a Donkey is considered normal. Many guys do it and some say they prefer a Donkey over a women.
They say sex with a Donkey is a natural part of growing up.

 

[Jonna]

To me, wanting to stick your dick up another guy's ass is as much a twisted perversion as pedophilia, and beastiality. And don't give me the argument that some people are just born gay, and wired like that from birth. That same argument goes for pedophiles as well. It still doesn't mean it's right, and it's still a disgusting perversion in my mind. So yeah, I'm not afraid to say that I disagree with it. As for the increase in beastiality, that's just the logical progression when you have more and more people sharing a deeper connection with their dogs and cats than they could ever share with another human being.

To me, wanting to stick your dick up a girl's front is as much a twisted perversion as pedophilia, and beastiality. And don't give me the argument that some people are just born straight, and wired like that from birth. That same argument goes for pedophiles as well. It still doesn't mean it's right, and it's still a disgusting perversion in my mind. So yeah, I'm not afraid to say that I disagree with it.

 

[WhiteMaze]

Imagine the divorce.

Reason: that bastard was going inside other Nintendo's.

 

[xpoverzion]

To me, wanting to stick your dick up a girl's front is as much a twisted perversion as pedophilia, and beastiality. And don't give me the argument that some people are just born straight, and wired like that from birth. That same argument goes for pedophiles as well. It still doesn't mean it's right, and it's still a disgusting perversion in my mind. So yeah, I'm not afraid to say that I disagree with it.

Well if we were all your kind of "normal" then the human species would go extinct wouldn't it? I'm pretty sure that is not what natural selection intended. So it's safe to say that your situation as an abnormality, a perversion, a screw up by nature.

 

[depaul]

Stupid old girl, and her parents.
That woman should :
-Exercise more, have a sexy body ;
-Learn how dress and how to put make up ;
-Marry a real man!

 

[LightyKD]

We should just move this thread to the end of the forum. This is going to end up being a hetero vs LGBTQ argument soon and it's not going to looks pretty. After scanning 10 pages, the seeds are already there. Best to either close this thing or EOF this biatch.

 

[gnmmarechal]

We should just move this thread to the end of the forum. This is going to end up being a hetero vs LGBTQ argument soon and it's not going to looks pretty. After scanning 10 pages, the seeds are already there. Best to either close this thing or EOF this biatch.

Utopia.

 

[chartube12]

Slow news day?

 

[TobiasAmaranth]

Any attention is good attention to a person like this. You're playing right into this insanity by even bringing it up. @_@

 

[DinohScene]

To me, wanting to stick your dick up another guy's ass is as much a twisted perversion as pedophilia, and beastiality. And don't give me the argument that some people are just born gay, and wired like that from birth. That same argument goes for pedophiles as well. It still doesn't mean it's right, and it's still a disgusting perversion in my mind. So yeah, I'm not afraid to say that I disagree with it. As for the increase in beastiality, that's just the logical progression when you have more and more people sharing a deeper connection with their dogs and cats than they could ever share with another human being.

Have you even heard yourself?
You're talking an incredible amount of bollucks did you know that?

 

[Kioku]

Have you even heard yourself?
You're talking an incredible amount of bollucks did you know that?

This is nothing new. A lot of what he says is garbled nonsense.