A woman is marrying her Tetris cartridge

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  1. Viri

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    See, this is why physical > digital!
     
  2. BlueFox gui

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    let her do it guys
    it even looks like that everybody forgot about the guy who married his 3DS lol
     
  3. laudern

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    I guarantee that cartridge is going to get a good blow on the wedding night.
     
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    Tengen Tetris on NES is even better.
     
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    is the woman a "top loader"?
     
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    Of course this comes from Florida.
     
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    Tetris? Yuck. I'm married to a Doctor Mario cartridge, and he really is a painkiller.
     
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    ... I have nothin to say on this subject , I am stunned ...
     
  11. brickmii82

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    I’m appaled! I never thought Tetris was cheating.....:cry:
     
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    y u wanna know?
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    Wut the heck

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    Oh, that explains it.
     
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    I feel sorry for her calculator.
     
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    Yeah, that's the reason...
     
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    you muricans get more and more weirder every damn year....
     
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    True and perhaps in a decade or two they'll be weird enough to rival you Aussies:P
     
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    No offence, but I'm pretty sure there are other reasons.
     
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    What happens if she takes Tetris to a friends house and they slide him into their NES? Will she accuse Tetris of cheating? Will she say her friend is trying to steal her hubby? :unsure:
     
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    I get the "being in love with an object" thing. But what's with the marriage? I mean...not to be close minded, but a marriage isn't legal until both parties willingly accept to it. And on behalf of the cartridge (the to-be husband), I really don't think it's going to acknowledge that. :unsure: