A woman is marrying her Tetris cartridge

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  1. wicksand420

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    I'm just saying from a parental standpoint, I hope that her parents aren't expecting grand kids
     
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    Let me get this straight: you're judging a woman that recognizes that she has a mental illness and, rather than going through costly and painful therapy, she decides to embrace a harmless thing like loving an object? What about all the people that are bigots, that steal, that kill, that rape and so on while having a smile on their faces? These people will always exist, yet you're more concerned with a woman marrying a Tetris cartridge. I get all the stupid jokes, but this is going way too far. I'd rather see 1000 people marrying their fleshlights than see 10 murderers.
     
  3. sarkwalvein

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    I hope it was on amicable terms.
    Poor Pierre, he may have been a little nerdy, but he was someone you could always count with.
     
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    I've been saying it for years, and now here is my definitive proof that women are crazy!!
     
  5. Catsinabucket

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    Bit of a stretch but close enough
     
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  6. KingVamp

    KingVamp Great... AETHER!

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    I was referring to that. Your quote that is.
     
  7. Catsinabucket

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    Whoops, my bad!
     
  8. StarGazerTom

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    Chucking her in an insane asylum would be better than cheering her on.

    Marrying an inanimate object. How did the Cartridge give consent to that?
     
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    Legally speaking I don't think the state of Florida would recognize that union.... further more this young woman does not need encouragement for I'll behaviors... she if anything needs help harmless though her illness may be. Though in all honesty I don't really care what happens anymore. I'm sure trump will see to it that the nation is bathed in nuclear fire anyway.
     
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    Since when have cartridges the right to give consent or the right to oppose and why should they have it?
    Don't tell me someone would be "raping their vibrator" because they didn't ask for consent.

    PS: Yeah, she probably has a couple of missing screws in the head, but IMHO this is completely harmless.
    PS2: And by completely harmless, I mean for anybody else... She probably will end up harming herself, but that is something I shouldn't give a fuck about, I'm not a charity (?)... or perhaps I "recognize the right of everybody to lead themselves to isolation, failure and dispair" (/s?).
     
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  11. Searinox

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    "Florida woman..." okay nothing to see here.
     
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    this behavior has been described for many decades, like most supposed modern ailments such as ADHD or burn out can be found in old texts.
    nothing to do with morals falling apart, only old, way way too old institutions being opened up beyond stupid tradition.
     
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    is it just me or does this remind u guys about the guy who married a ds lite in japan
     
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    What the actual fuck?
     
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    Hells Malice Are you a bully?

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    The fuck did I just read
     
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  18. DjoeN

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    Somewhere in this potatoland!
    I see it daily, people with there smartphone!!!

    - They go everywhere with it
    - Sleep with it
    - Walk with it
    - Talk to it
    - Love it
    - Argue with it
    - Get angry at it
    - Make it up again
    - Touch it in all places
    - Dress it
    - Clean it
    - And all other kind off intimite stuff, we don't wanna talk about
    - And Ditch it to replace with another
    - Think back at it
    - Talk about the good times with it

    So you can say, the're married with it
     
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    Wait til Columns hears about this! :hateit:
     
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