Welcome to the new Temp Bunker Space Station! When the floods hit and the trolls start becoming too much, this is the place to be! We have everything! From all the games you could ever want to play to all the unlimited weeb shit you enjoy! Best of all, we are in a bunker, on a moon, that is on a space station! We are better than Space X!
A moon base has been made! We are now stationed on the Me Gusta Moon! All previous forms of defense are still active, this time on the moon!
This bunker is equipped with the best of the best for repelling spam and noobs! No bot can pass through these walls! This bunker is now has a PC build to scare away bots because they think we are a PC! We will stand strong! We also have Quantum CPU to keep us deep in the web! Nothing can touch us!
ATTENTION BUNKER DWELLERS!!
With the announcement of of ironhax, n00bs, WiiU Kernels b00bs are flooding the site again! Now is the time for the bunker to shine and protect us from the flood! Join me and we shall be safe from the ironn00bs!
Join the Bunker today and defend the Temp!
The new Temp bunker! Ready to be stickied again!
The new E3 Bunker! Now with weapon!
A new bunker will be born!
Dis is da new bunker (I may or may not have stolen from Fallout...don't judge me.)
Dis is da new bunker (I may or may not have stolen from Fallout...don't judge me.)
Meet EOF3G, a revolution in comfort
Meet the best bunker available with the best defenses in the universe. Presenting the tigsytech EOF3G Bunker. It comes with all the features of the former EOF2i Bunker (832m cloaked skyscraper with observation deck, air conditioning, high-speed satellite internet connection, a forceFire™ Forcefield, a lengthy underground shelter and hype-repellant subsystem, an anti-R4 scanning device and noob-detecting grass technology combined with a selection of the finest phallic expulsion liquid) and more.
New features include:
>Planet included in package
>Over 2,000 cities just waiting to be inhabited
>Sexy time house on the corner of every street
>NEW Planet-wide forcefield
>NEW Anti-3DS Hacking theory technology that incinerates offenders and
>NEW Super-Duper Rainbow Atmosphere because just because
>Also everyone inside can fly
Full picture of included planet bunker (entire planet and 2x space elevators = bunker)
Official Statement from GBAtemp Civil Defense
Current DefCon: 3
The GBAtemp Civil Defense would like all citizens to be aware that NDS forcasts show a probable landfall of an approaching mucho niños front within the next 24 to 48 hours.
Be prepared to experience high levels of ROM requests, not only in the NDS community but also in others as mucho niños fronts are well known to spread to server-wide proportions.
Civil Defense suggest that all those with delicate health seek shelter in the nearest secure bunker.
For most citizens this means proceeding in a calm and orderly fashion to the EoF.
For staff members: Run madly while flailing your arms, into the secret porn subforum.
Postcounts of three per second are not uncommon during a mucho niños flood, and at times connectivity to GBAtemp might be lessened. Those who see the inevitable ROM links and requests are asked to call the location in to their local Civil Defense Officers (namely Vulpes Abnocto and TrolleyDave).
We advise you to avoid reply to these ROM-ments to keep from being dragged away by rushing postcounts. Fast moving threads have notoriously high undertow.
The projected mucho niños flood is expected to be a lesser version of last year's "baka-mon" flood, lasting for a number of months.
Be Advised: a mucho niños crisis Does NOT give citizens the right to act in a vigilantic manner.
You are not to begin trolling in threads simply because of the extreme numbers of newcomers.
Good luck, and stay safe.
EOF2i
Presenting the EOF2i by JetSet Technologies™. Featuring an 832m cloaked skyscraper with observation deck, air conditioning, high-speed satellite internet connection, a forceFire™ Forcefield, a lengthy underground shelter and hype-repellant subsystem, an anti-R4 scanning device and noob-detecting grass technology combined with a selection of the finest phallic expulsion liquid. This produces a nice white glow, and covers our bunker nicely.
Alright guys, as we are all aware Pokemon Black and White are being released on September 18 in Japan. Which is going to be Hell on GBAtemp the moment it is dumbed and more than likely has an AP on it.
So I have made the EOF bunker
With in this bunker we have supplied at least 3 months worth of food and water. Entertainment such as Video games and Satellite TV, and protection from the hordes of pokenoobs that shall soon invade the Temp.
We should be safe from the Pokenoobs, since we all know that very few venture so far into the Temp.
It's up to all of us to defend this bunker till the flood is over.
So I have made the EOF bunker
With in this bunker we have supplied at least 3 months worth of food and water. Entertainment such as Video games and Satellite TV, and protection from the hordes of pokenoobs that shall soon invade the Temp.
We should be safe from the Pokenoobs, since we all know that very few venture so far into the Temp.
It's up to all of us to defend this bunker till the flood is over.
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