Woman jailed for testicle attack

[ojsinnerz.]

That's what I think about this......

 

[James B.]

That story is over 3 years old and the incident happened 4 years ago.

She must have been pissed at him.

OH GOD!

She's out on the loose again!

HIDE YOUR BALLS!

 

[Narin]

One of you could be dating her too and not know it. Watch out next time your girl offers you oral.

 

[The Viztard]

omfg...thats like...super human...she should go on a show thats like a mix of fear factor and american gladiator...run up to a dead cow or something...then use all your strength to rip its balls out...then put em in your mouth...and spit em as far as you can...lmao!

disturbing i know... but w/e, just thought it up...lol, thats disturbing too...

 

[Narin]

omfg...thats like...super human...she should go on a show thats like a mix of fear factor and american gladiator...run up to a dead cow or something...then use all your strength to rip its balls out...then put em in your mouth...and spit em as far as you can...lmao!

disturbing i know... but w/e, just thought it up...lol, thats disturbing too...

*ties The Viztard up and dresses him in a cow outfit* I think we have our first volunteer, whose next?

 

[Salamantis]

I am scared shitless now. *hugs balls*

 

[The Viztard]

omfg...thats like...super human...she should go on a show thats like a mix of fear factor and american gladiator...run up to a dead cow or something...then use all your strength to rip its balls out...then put em in your mouth...and spit em as far as you can...lmao!

disturbing i know... but w/e, just thought it up...lol, thats disturbing too...

*ties The Viztard up and dresses him in a cow outfit* I think we have our first volunteer, whose next?

oh hell no!...lol, id rather dress up in a chicken suit...or maybe id just run away...far, far, away...lol...oh and i didn't volunteer for anything at all! uhuh...nothing at all...lol

 

[Anakir]

I think she just got extremely horny. That's just hardcore xxxxxx pron right there.

lol.. jokin'.. but wow that sent shivers down my back. I got kicked in the nuts once so it's painful enough. lol.

 

[SleepingDragon]

Holy shit. I'm rethinking my stance on the death penalty

 

[Talaria]

It's possible *cracks a high* guys....or *cracks a high* so I've been told

 

[dawn.wan]

i just read the 1st line of the article and had to wince... seriously some females do not understand how much that shit really hurts.. you don't even have to hit them hard, just a swipe can put a man down, let alone ripping them out... i wonder how big this girl is to rip them off.. its like going back to Kano's finishing move in MK.. makes me wonder man.. seriously.. she probably took part in that 'make wee man disappear' tick in Jackass 2...

AM I AN ASSHOLE??

I laughed for a bit after, it reminded me of that Frank Zappa classic "Bobby Brown"

Excerpt of Bobby Brown Lyrics by Frank Zappa
Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I f*ed this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess its still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

 

[Narin]

Remember guys, this girl has served her time in jail and is out there, somewhere. Last I heard, she ended up moving to escape from the ridicule. So who knows, she may be your girlfriend or next door neighbor.

 

[pasc]

Remember guys, this girl has served her time in jail and is out there, somewhere. Last I heard, she ended up moving to escape from the ridicule. So who knows, she may be your girlfriend or next door neighbor.

ewww... let´s hope she isn´t blonde

 

[azotyp]

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

ROTFL

 

[sigh]

Maybe she does eagle claw kung fu?

 

[Westside]

Left one??? Looks like he got his Westicles ripped off...

I fear for my poor little fella now...

 

[Eternal Myst]

I am now scared and shall were a cup every were I go,just in case some random person rips my balls off and trys to eat it.

 

[Flooded]

I guess he didn't have balls of steel.

 

[Deleted member 110780]

Um, I thought you were supposed to die if you had your testicles ripped off D: There's a martial arts move that you can do even when they have clothes on.

I just don't see how she would have gotten through the scrotum. That shit is flexible.