Convince us to join your religious cult

[JuanMena]

Okay guys, let's have a very mature debate about why the god you believe in is the best god and reasons to join your cult.

So, I believe in my one and only true god Tlaloc.
And I can't stress this enough, but here's my reasonings to join the Tlaloc cult.

Tlaloc

Tlaloc is the Aztec god of Rain.
Period!

Why Tlaloc is a good god

Dude... my god is real.
Everytime it rains, it's Tlaloc blessing us with the best gift nature can give to humans... WET SHIRTS.
Yeah! It makes girls wet, and you only have to go out in a rainy day and watch those poor souls getting blessed by my god.
Then you sometimes have this incredible purge season, where it floods entire cities and those who are weak gets obliterated from existence.

What else can Tlaloc do?

Everytime it rains, it makes food grow.
Specifically potatoes.
Tlaloc invented french fries, Ruffles and Doritos.
And also wheat. So Tlaloc invented beer too.
Literally wants you to party, wet shirts, chips and beer. Can any other god do that?

Conclusion

Tlaloc has a bigger dick than your god.
Join our cult and start adoring Tlaloc today!

 

[Veho]

Mmm, yes, quite. However, consider the following:

"Mass", because those thighs thicc

 

[JuanMena]

Mmm, yes, quite. However, consider the following:


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"Mass", because those thighs thicc


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My brother in Thighs... what do you think Gothiccs are?

 

[SylverReZ]

Take the Sylveon religion. There's more than just thighs.

 

[Localhorst86]

we have femboys.

Also, pants are banned.

 

[FAST6191]

All you and your sex cults.
Mine offers
Free robot arms, legs, spleens, eyes...
Chances are you will probably live 1000 years (if not more as tech will have advanced during that and/or mind uploading will be finally sorted or you can seed an AI).

Only requirements is you can't be JuanMena.

 

[JuanMena]

All you and your sex cults.
Mine offers
Free robot arms, legs, spleens, eyes...

Only requirements is you can't be JuanMena.

Because @JuanMena still has fun with your mother!

 

[SylverReZ]

Because @JuanMena still has fun with your mother!

You have fun with everybody's mums.

 

[Veho]

All you and your sex cults.
Mine offers
Free robot arms, legs, spleens, eyes...
Chances are you will probably live 1000 years (if not more as tech will have advanced during that and/or mind uploading will be finally sorted or you can seed an AI).

The FAST6191 of Theseus.

 

[FAST6191]

Because @JuanMena still has fun with your mother!

You are wrong. We needed to pick someone to torture Roko's Basilisk style (in this case simulating you over and over, last time I checked we were at a few thousand runs as the mainframe is used for more interesting things to bother with parallel)

 

[JuanMena]

You are wrong. We needed to pick someone to torture Roko's Basilisk style (in this case simulating you over and over, last time I checked we were at a few thousand runs as the mainframe is used for more interesting things to bother with parallel)

Kiss me, Tommy!

 

[FAST6191]

Kiss me, Tommy!

I think you are confusing the Princess and the Frog for reality (or simulated reality which might as well be reality for these purposes).

 

[Hayato213]

Only requirements is you can't be JuanMena.

That simple @JuanMena would just be Juanita.

 

[impeeza]

Tlaloc and tights are my new religion!!!! selled.

 

[JuanMena]

Tlaloc and tights are my new religion!!!! selled.

Welcome brother to the true and only religion!