What game needs a sex update?

[sombrerosonic]

Minecraft.

 

[SylverReZ]

Minecraft.

Mods already exist for that.

 

[Alexander1970]

What game needs a sex update?​

Mario vs. Donkey Kong.

 

[hippy dave]

Mario vs. Donkey Kong.

Gonna guess DK is a power bottom.

 

[sombrerosonic]

Mods already exist for that.

i know........ Oh god i have that mod as a joke

 

[hippy dave]

Gonna guess DK is a power bottom.

...AND MARIO KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND A SEWAGE PIPE

 

[BigOnYa]

I'd like to see a "Leisure Suit Larry" game that will actually let you @#$* the women, and show it un-blured. Maybe throw in some bad side effects like STD's or angry pimps. Loved the game as a kid,(originally played on DOS pc, lol), but the series has really went downhill. Maybe let Rockstar remake the game.

 

[Wolfy]

Monster Hunter obviously, there's too much hunting monsters

 

[SAIYAN48]

There is a mod for BOTW that makes Link naked.

 

[ArgoRV]

 

[Bagel Le Stinky]

Mario Kart 64

 

[BigOnYa]

Mario Kart 64

LoL? I mean I guess just bunch naked butts from behind, squeezing out bananas and shells... and what about road rash...but yea!

 

[CoolMe]

Pong.
Microsoft Flight Simulator.

 

[Veho]

Pokemon doesn't need a sex update, they already have literal breeding centers where you leave your Pokemon to make babies.

"Kids, do you know where babies come from?"
"Week long free-for-all orgy at the Pokemon 'Daycare'!"
"That's right!"

Pong.

A game where you use your long rods to play with your balls, trying to achieve penetration?

Microsoft Flight Simulator.

Give a new meaning to "cockpit"

 

[Flame]

on Tetris the L shape needs its dick chopped off.

 

[hippy dave]

on Tetris the L shape needs its dick chopped off.

Ok, but... which end is its dick?

 

[JuanMena]

Animal Crossing

 

[BigOnYa]

Super Secret Smash Sisters

 

[ChanseyIsTheBest]

Animal Crossing

you're lucky

 

[Noctosphere]

This very specific game needs more sex in it

Spoiler

actually, game devs should all put some sex scenes in ALL of their games, that would make them all 16/18+ and childs wouldn't pla--

Nvm, parents are so irresponsible, they still buy gtav for their 5 years old kid, sex scenes wouldnt change shit