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And no anus. This is to make clear that despite God not having an Anus, HE is still an asshole.
Source: Sistine Chapel.
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Believe it or not, this was funny yesterday.
The butt is not naked, it's covered with the same cloth like the rest of the body. You're just seeing what you want to see, and that (unsurprisingly) is a naked old man ass.
God created humans in His image, and since humans are a bunch of assholes... well...
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Michelangelo was known for not adding the anus in anything he did.
The butt is not naked, it's covered with the same cloth like the rest of the body. You're just seeing what you want to see, and that (unsurprisingly) is a naked old man ass.
God created humans in His image, and since humans are a bunch of assholes... well...
This one
doesn't has an anus either.
It's a mistery, probably the biggest mistery of all time.
Why Michelangelo didn't added anuses in it's work?
It's well known that artists used dead bodies to paint figures and study anatomy.
Most religious paintings of Virgins/Saints of the Renaissance Era were dead prostitutes.
Also, since Religion had a big influence in Government, it was forbidden to NOT PORTRAY jesus in any artwork (meaning that every artwork must have had a depiction of Jesus), which is why Cherubs, Angels and Children has weird adult like faces.
Probably Michelangelo tried to avoid conflict with church by portraying mother fucker jesus as pure as possible, thus, not adding the anus.
(O tal vez Jesús tiene el culo grande por tanta cagada que hizo)
Stupid typos!
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This is averaged out by his statue of Anus Georg, a being consisting almost entirely of anuses. It is kept hidden from view, for obvious reasons.
The way is strong with the short haired one.
Do you think it's rocket shaped?
Big red rocket of love or sumthin?
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