Lets take a moment to recognize the man who works in the Dildo Factory

[Tom Bombadildo]

What. The fuck.

You mean you've never seen any of these? There are like...tons of em around now after that stupid "how r babby formed" thing. One of the older ones was the "5eva" ones. You should check em out, they'll make you sob for humanity

 

[Santee]

Also: learn to fucking spell properly.

OH GOD THIS. THIS TIMES A BAGILLION.

My god. You have no idea how many STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE spell my username wrong. WHEN IT'S RIGHT THERE. I cry every tiem.

I can't tell. Was this intentional?

Yes. See "lyke dis if u cry every tiem"

What. The fuck.

Ah how blissful ignorance is, I'm guessing you don't have a Facebook because these horrible displays are all over it.

 

[BORTZ]

Actually, you can avoid that problem with a combination of smart friends and the "block" button.

 

[ouch123]

Ah how blissful ignorance is, I'm guessing you don't have a Facebook because these horrible displays are all over it.

I guess it's a good thing Facebook keeps these things (more) contained.

What. The fuck.

You mean you've never seen any of these? There are like...tons of em around now after that stupid "how r babby formed" thing. One of the older ones was the "5eva" ones. You should check em out, they'll make you sob for humanity

Not before now, actually. Just checked out 5-ever. It made me laugh, cry and lose some IQ points - all at the same time!

 

[Santee]

Actually, you can avoid that problem with a combination of smart friends and the "block" button.

Oh believe me I'm quite aware the only reason I even go on Facebook anymore is for the comedic and offensive pages.

 

[BORTZ]

So im wondering if anyone actually reads this.

 

[Foxi4]

So im wondering if anyone actually reads this.

Of course we are, there's so much you could do with dill dough and a little bit of spare time! For example, Cheesy Puffs!

1 cup water, 1/2 cup salted butter, 1 cup all-purpose flour, 4 and a half eggs, 6 ozs cheddar (finely grated), 2 tbs fresh dill (finely chopped), 1 pastry bag

• Preheat oven to 375°F.
• Bring water to a boil with butter and salt in a 3-quart heavy saucepan over high heat, then reduce heat to moderate. Add flour all at once and cook, stirring vigorously with a wooden spoon, until mixture pulls away from side of pan, about 2 minutes. Remove from heat and cool slightly, about 3 minutes, then add 4 eggs 1 at a time, beating well after each addition (batter will appear to separate but will then become smooth). Mixture should be glossy and just stiff enough to hold soft peaks and fall softly from a spoon. If batter is too stiff, beat remaining egg in a small bowl and add to batter 1 teaspoon at a time, beating and then testing batter until it reaches proper consistency. Stir in cheese and dill.
• Line 2 large baking sheets with parchment or lightly butter sheets. Fill pastry bag with batter and pipe 15 (1-inch-diameter) mounds (or spoon level tablespoons) 1 inch apart onto each sheet. Bake in upper and lower thirds of oven, switching position of sheets halfway through baking, until puffed, golden, and crisp, about 30 minutes total. Make more puffs in same manner. Serve warm.

Now, just make sure that your kitty cat is not being a dildo and eat your delicious Cheesy Puffs!

 

[BORTZ]

Ha, well that answers my question

 

[Veho]

*recipe*

Needs more artificial cheese flavor powder.

 

[Foxi4]

*recipe*

Needs more artificial cheese flavor powder.

Agreed - let's say you can sprinkle that over them before baking.

 

[nukeboy95]

hmm no post in a why soo..


RANDOMNESS

 

[BORTZ]

Could you even imaging working where you daily had to touch things that would be going inside of people?

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Could you even imaging working where you daily had to touch things that would be going inside of people?

Everyone who works at the dildo making factory says it's better than working at the dildo refurbishing factory.

 

[BORTZ]

Could you even imaging working where you daily had to touch things that would be going inside of people?

Everyone who works at the dildo making factory says it's better than working at the dildo refurbishing factory.

Oh god.

Life at the dildo refurbishing factory:
"Jenkins! help me unload the truck. We got another shipment of trildos."

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Could you even imaging working where you daily had to touch things that would be going inside of people?

Everyone who works at the dildo making factory says it's better than working at the dildo refurbishing factory.

Oh god.

Life at the dildo refurbishing factory:
"Jenkins! help me unload the truck. We got another shipment of trildos."

"Slippery bastards, ain't they?"

 

[BORTZ]

Actually i just remembered that one of my former RA's works for an Amazon shipping warehouse in Indianapolis. He told me one time "I have never seen so many didlos in my life."

 

[Hyro-Sama]

The product testers must have lots of fun.

 

[Veho]

The product testers must have lots of fun.

They moonlight as camwhores.

 

[ComeTurismO]

The guide needs to be updated.

 

[BORTZ]

The guide needs to be updated.