Looking for a good looking decent girl to become my wife (no asians)

[AlanJohn]

Please post your photographs, location and age here in this thread. I need a wife.

 

[FAST6191]

I know some Russian girls if you are interested.

 

[Seriel]

ok heres my photo

 

[AlanJohn]

I know some Russian girls if you are interested.

I said no asians. NEXT!

ok heres my photo
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I said no asians (this includes 2D, only brown 2D girls are allowed). NEXT!

 

[Old]

My ex-wife is currently single, if you're interested...

 

[Noctosphere]

My ex-wife is currently single, if you're interested...

Why did you divorce?

 

[Old]

Why did you divorce?

She cheated on me. With @AlanJohn. In the Walmart makeup isle. It was then that my heart shattered and I called my attorney.

 

[antiNT]

Why do you want a wife when you have a computer ?

 

[Glyptofane]

Homely looking makes a better wife.

 

[Noctosphere]

I dont mind, personally, it can any woman
as long as she eats bacon

 

[H1B1Esquire]

ok heres my photo

Oh, I guess I was right....but, now you have to wait, future ex-wife.
#Don'tmindmeI'monadrunkenroll.

@AlanJohn

Farmersonly.com

Here's a touching love story:

 

[Seriel]

I dont mind, personally, it can any woman
as long as she eats bacon

i eat bacon

 

[smileyhead]

My ex-wife is currently single, if you're interested...

 

[Noctosphere]

i eat bacon

wanna be my... you know... gf?

 

[Seriel]

wanna be my... you know... gf?

 

[Noctosphere]

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pretty sure we all noticed lol

 

[Old]

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“As advertised”, indeed.....’yesterday’s special’.....’clearance meats’.....’bargain (musty) basement special’.....’eat at your own risk’.....

 

[H1B1Esquire]

wanna be my... you know... gf?

Don't do it, man--she's a nipple-tease.

But that booty miiiight be worth it.

 

[Old]

Why do you want a wife when you have a computer ?

He’s probably tired of (constantly) whacking off and is ready for the real thing.

Don't do it, man--she's a nipple-tease.

But that booty miiiight be worth it.

Just noticed your pic, lol. Someone altered a local Dairy Queen sign to read ‘BUTT FINGER BLIZZARD’, and they left it up for days/weeks.

 

[Noctosphere]

He’s probably tired of (constantly) whacking off and is ready for the real thing.



Just noticed your pic, lol. Someone altered a local Dairy Queen sign to read ‘BUTT FINGER BLIZZARD’, and they left it up for days/weeks.

lol
were tempers
we dont do real things
just virtual things