Gary Bowser was (currently is just overweight) an overweight alcoholic; therefore, Gary had already ruined his life by shortening it. Matthew Storman's primary source of income was from RomUniverse; thus, Matthew was a loser by not thinking of a better/legal way of making money. You lack names...
hahahaha I'm half way through a bag off my Volcano and my tolerance is way down because I haven't been smoking much lately, so I was a little slow to catch that that was what your angle was