Damn, I suck at hacking every system. I just followed some tutorials that tell me to go to photos app for a Facebook icon. It took me a few minutes to figure out that I don't actually need to launch the Facebook icon, but it's really important...
I get what they were trying to say but what the ad actually says is "we tried to cram a ton of features into the iPad but all of them got irreparably mangled
in the process."