You sure? *picks hammer and pan with boiling oil* ...wait, you say you don't use a hammer and boiling oil for your scrambled eggs?
sometimes it happens, worse yet if you boiled it, and it leaves you thinking "should I still put my crunchy boiled mini betterduck in my sandwich"... hmmm, I just wanted boiled egg today.
...wait, you say you don't use a hammer and boiling oil for your scrambled eggs?