every nintendo direct is them announcing a remake of something I've never heard of even one time in my life and then 50 of my friends going "HOLY SHIT IT'S BLORKBY HE'S BACK!!!!"
idk why but i genuiely can not get myself to do schoolwork. like the due date for an essay just passed and I know I should care but i can't get myself to feel anything about it except "ok."
i was looking for something for an essay and one of the google results linked to tv tropes.
i've made like no progress on the essay but I can tell you all about Franken-fran and homestuck
joined a mario kart 8 lobby, got matched up against 7 people with japanese names that were way better than me and one american guy who was just named "AMONG US" and I think that sums up the mario kart 8 deluxe online experience pretty well
it says a lot that the reviews of gta V talking about the single player part are super positive but the reviews talking about the online are extremely negative
girls be dating dudes with a third grade reading level and get sad because he won't respond to their texts, like chill he's not ignoring you he's sounding your text out, give him a second
Someone tried to pull a gun on me once, they reached into the couch thinking I wouldn't notice, quick kick to the arm snapping it between the wrist and elbow broke like a swing lol I reached into the couch to see what was in there, cool a free .380 lol had to hit him with it a few times to remind him not to do it again lol
I tell people I wrestled a 5 foot alligator and they get this smile like this guy is full of shit lol the reality is I am sad it got away.... I wanted a pet alligator lol