I don't know who had it but someone here had the george carlin suicide note skit in their signature. I was wondering if anyone had a copy of that skit in mp3 format or anything. It started somewhat like "Geez a note, gotta express myself. Well if I could do that I wouldn't be in this situation...
If you decide to take the easy way out, at least do it some interesting way, like 5 fishing magnets and ropes... Run out to the space x rocket as it's about to take off.... Ohhhh add some snow skiis and skii into to space!!!