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  1. monkat

    Greatest Question in the Universe

    If I make a thread, and no one sees it, is a thread really made? lolpenis?
  2. monkat

    Who Am I?

    Some say that a man is defined only as how others see him. It makes sense after all, following the logic of trees falling and what-not. Nevertheless, they are wrong. I try to make my life transparent in both real life and through the intrawebs, but even so, it would only make sense that each of...
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    You've Got Mail!

    (parts got wildly censored by evil staff. send your complains to the admins!) Anyway, I'm quitting work tomorrow. I was gonna hold out for another week or so, but I really can't take customers anymore. Every last one of those loathsome creatures (OK, maybe not all of 'em. Some of 'em are...
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    Large Male Organ

    YO BRONEEEZ ...long time no blog. While I'm logged in (see the Shitake thread in the eof as for why), I figured I'd give you guys a head's up with my life, since I know you all love it OH SO MUCH. (even though you've seen me on that horrid and terrible podcast that Terminator02 does....) For...
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    Abaiyo...Tachiko

    Well, guys. Like the title says, it is time to say farewell. I'll probably be coming back to this thread until either it dies, or it's locked / deleted, so there's that - but I'll refrain from posting. Originally, I was going to make a thread that went down the list of rules, and broke every...
  6. monkat

    PONY THREAD

    WE NEEDED THIS
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    Monkat Hates Sales

    Also, let me tell you an adorable story to compensate for such a boring video. My girlfriend was playing New Super Mario Bros. (DS), and it was her first Mario game. I told her that she should get all the mushrooms. A minute later, she yells at me about how I lied to her, and she keeps dying...
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    Spiral Knights Announced By SEGA

    SEGA has announced a new multiplayer online action adventure game called Spiral Knights. It's being developed by Puzzle Pirates outfit Three Rings and will offer "console-style adventure" in a free-to-play, persistent world. We're promised "vibrant" graphics, groups of up to four, guilds...
  9. monkat

    Best. Video. Ever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7J2tAJqCpE
  10. monkat

    Origin Story

    Many moons ago, there was a young boy named George. Now, George was an average young boy. He enjoyed playing computer games, like Commander Keen, or Mario Bros. Now, one day, the boy was exploring on his computer, going onto this new networking technology known as the internet. Unfortunately...
  11. monkat

    Happy Birthday Monkat!!!!!!

    Not really though.
  12. monkat

    OOoooOOooOOoooOOoohhhhhh

    I'm a ghoooooooooost!
  13. monkat

    Monkat does a Rydian

    Except this one's a real person! No I'm not colouring it or changing names.
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    If you strike monkat down...

    ....he will return more powerful than you could possibly imagine! ...but 4srs, was suspended for a day. Really messed up my 'open-new-tabs-rapidly' thing, but it wasn't bad. In other news, I'm sick. Feel like death. Nausea, light-headedness, headache, diarrhea, fatigue, insomnia, yeah...
  15. monkat

    Monkuscious Says....

    Come at me with your deepest darkest secrets! Tell me your problems, and I will guide you through them. GOGOGO!
  16. monkat

    Come Sail Away

    I'm sailing away Set an open course for the Virgin Sea 'Cause I've got to be free Free to face the life that's ahead of me....
  17. monkat

    Male Genetalia Inside

    LOLOLOLOLOL TROLL'D
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    Monkat Angry (VLOG)

    GRRRR! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEtSik-0eIU NOTE: I have not listened to this after recording it, so I have no idea how diva-ish this sounds. On another note, I did get an email back after recording this, and my professor is allowing me one week to take the exam, since I emailed him...
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    Review Souls of Darkness Review

    Souls of Darkness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ0Bx8w5PKQ Introduction Imagine, if you will, a world in which vampires existed. A world where the vampires are hunted by men, and men are hunted by vampires. Yeah, not so hard to imagine these days, with all that going on, but it wasn't new in...
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    Review Surfacer+ Review

    Surfacer+ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lHns_B9KPI Introduction As a few of you know, I recently got a DSi XL, and think that the damned device is fucking magical. There really is nothing wrong with it, save for the removal of the slot-2...erm...slot, and one of my favorite additions is the...
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