That's made up. Master Systems are still being sold by TecToy (BR Sega Partner) but Mega Drives are way out of circulation (but it got some love after the success of Nes mini). People here love their Xboxes and Playstations way too much to care about anything remotely old.
There are way more Switches sold than people buying this game, and there are way more games than this one alone, so both piracy running rampant and still sell games can be true.
The fact that you had to post this shows that there are some that care, so I guess you should be better not bothering with those if you get that bothered about messages and stuff.
Thumbs are only aligned if you are using both analogs or Dpad and face buttons. If you need to use Analog and face buttons, they are not aligned anymore on PS controllers.
I'm more curious to know who "ub3r1337" is. Results on Google shows a Pokémon fan translator, a guy that likes to post pictures of himself pooping, some WoW player...
So this fictional person has a switch, updated to 9.0, is a pirate, is banned and want to buy a physical game to play. This person can buy the game physical as he/she can't play online anyways, and play the pirated version.
I got a Pocophone F1 and it's handsdown the best phone I have ever owned. It's missing Band 28 (LTE 700mhz) frequency, but I actually don't need it. You can check which bands the phone have on GsmArena, before making your decision.
Edit: If you are in Mexico, you are gonna miss the LTE 1700...
The same way people stick out their dicks in trains, bus, beach, any public place: parents can't know in advance some weird people think they are free of consequences for what they do.