For the record, I prefer Vegeta-Pull over Rhythm Tweezers, Dr. Bacteria over Sick Beats, Ninja over Ninja Bodyguard, Marcher over Marching Orders, Trio on Tour over The Snappy Trio, and Turbo Tap Trial over Tap Trial 2. Great Job with the naming!
I get what they were trying to say but what the ad actually says is "we tried to cram a ton of features into the iPad but all of them got irreparably mangled
in the process."