KevinReconAlpha on GameFAQs made a patch modifying a lot of the stats to try and rebalance the game and make the weaker things in the game more powerful to be on par with your other options, you could shoot him a PM for information about this sort of thing.
You ever try soaper powder/qauludes? I did once and like a dumbass drank beer on top of taking, I woke up laying in my backyard in the pouring rain, it knocked me out. I have not seen it around in many many years.