My brother in laws Wii U he said it froze during an update. It powers on, disc drive whirs twice, no video (hdmi or av), solid blue light and nothing happens after pressing power quickly. I spent about an hour with 2 picos and 3 sd cards trying to get udpih to work with different timings...
hahahaha I'm half way through a bag off my Volcano and my tolerance is way down because I haven't been smoking much lately, so I was a little slow to catch that that was what your angle was