Assessing the damage on another Wii U I picked up. I'm assuming this is probably completely cooked, but I figured I'd see if anyone had any ideas.
Here's the situation:
Console has never output video over HDMI or AV since I received it.
Was able to blindly pair a Gamepad to it using Recovery...
leo @'d me in a thread about his last dream, stating he was passionately making out with a guy he used to know and then woke up while reaching for his crotch, and said that i would "know who 'tf' it is"
and of course i know, it's luke