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<blockquote data-quote="Taleweaver" data-source="post: 8528652" data-attributes="member: 237261"><p><em>“increase lethality by enhancing the ability to detect, decide and engage before the enemy”</em></p><p><em></em></p><p>Yyyyyyyeaahhh...isn't it time we start calling "department of defense" for what it really is? Simply calling it "department of offense" sounds pretty reasonable. That way you can at the very least avoid the sort of ridiculous situations like in the past:</p><p></p><p>US Army: we should now attack qsfkhjiruhiklhnkistan!</p><p>Navo: huh? Why? Our intelligence show that they've got nothing but rocks, sand and a few camels.</p><p>US Army: that's not true! They've also got oil! Oh, and...erm...some very dangerous stuff that we picked up on our hololens!</p><p>Navo: really? Lemme see?</p><p>*vague image of a cloud is shown*</p><p>Navo: ...did you really spend 429 million dollar on this?</p><p>US Army: yeah. But while you were watching, we nuked qsfkhjiruhiklhnkistan back to the stone age. Which isn't so bad since they weren't that advanced to begin with.</p><p>Navo: what? So you just attacked a random country?</p><p>US Army: Random? of course not! They hate our guts! Ever since we attacked them and pillaged their resources, our popularity in the region is terrible. We just gotta defend our country.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Taleweaver, post: 8528652, member: 237261"] [I]“increase lethality by enhancing the ability to detect, decide and engage before the enemy” [/I] Yyyyyyyeaahhh...isn't it time we start calling "department of defense" for what it really is? Simply calling it "department of offense" sounds pretty reasonable. That way you can at the very least avoid the sort of ridiculous situations like in the past: US Army: we should now attack qsfkhjiruhiklhnkistan! Navo: huh? Why? Our intelligence show that they've got nothing but rocks, sand and a few camels. US Army: that's not true! They've also got oil! Oh, and...erm...some very dangerous stuff that we picked up on our hololens! Navo: really? Lemme see? *vague image of a cloud is shown* Navo: ...did you really spend 429 million dollar on this? US Army: yeah. But while you were watching, we nuked qsfkhjiruhiklhnkistan back to the stone age. Which isn't so bad since they weren't that advanced to begin with. Navo: what? So you just attacked a random country? US Army: Random? of course not! They hate our guts! Ever since we attacked them and pillaged their resources, our popularity in the region is terrible. We just gotta defend our country. [/QUOTE]
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