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<blockquote data-quote="HarveyHouston" data-source="post: 8570835" data-attributes="member: 483090"><p>Okay, so here's a template for a good, clean joke, for anyone who wants to draw a panel for it. No cussing please!</p><p></p><p><strong>Take Your Breath (and Time) Away!</strong></p><p>The year is 2014. An advertisement (in the form of a billboard) reads "Coming soon - Breath of the Wild".</p><p></p><p>2015. Same ad. Some young, down on his luck nerdy guy comes and comments "I really look forward to that game."</p><p></p><p>2016. Same ad. Nerdy guy comes by and says "Well, what's taking so long?!?"</p><p></p><p>Early 2017. Billboard now reads "Out now! Breath of the Wild! Play on Wii U and Switch." The same nerdy guy sees it and says "Wow! I've gotta go get that game!" But he realizes he doesn't make enough cash to get it, so he says, "Well, I'll wait"</p><p></p><p>Six months later. Billboard reads "DLC available. Breath of the Wild!" Nerdy guy comes, stares, and says "What the heck? This is still being promoted?!?"</p><p></p><p>2018. Billboard reads "See 'The Making of Breath of the Wild' today on YouTube!" Nerdy guy sees it and, a little miffed, complains "Don't they have other games by now?"</p><p></p><p>2019. Billboard reads "Breath of the Wild merchandise now available at Walmart and Target!" Nerdy guy mutters under his breath "I hate this stupid game. I'm never gonna buy it."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HarveyHouston, post: 8570835, member: 483090"] Okay, so here's a template for a good, clean joke, for anyone who wants to draw a panel for it. No cussing please! [B]Take Your Breath (and Time) Away![/B] The year is 2014. An advertisement (in the form of a billboard) reads "Coming soon - Breath of the Wild". 2015. Same ad. Some young, down on his luck nerdy guy comes and comments "I really look forward to that game." 2016. Same ad. Nerdy guy comes by and says "Well, what's taking so long?!?" Early 2017. Billboard now reads "Out now! Breath of the Wild! Play on Wii U and Switch." The same nerdy guy sees it and says "Wow! I've gotta go get that game!" But he realizes he doesn't make enough cash to get it, so he says, "Well, I'll wait" Six months later. Billboard reads "DLC available. Breath of the Wild!" Nerdy guy comes, stares, and says "What the heck? This is still being promoted?!?" 2018. Billboard reads "See 'The Making of Breath of the Wild' today on YouTube!" Nerdy guy sees it and, a little miffed, complains "Don't they have other games by now?" 2019. Billboard reads "Breath of the Wild merchandise now available at Walmart and Target!" Nerdy guy mutters under his breath "I hate this stupid game. I'm never gonna buy it." [/QUOTE]
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