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Yesterday in class I was very bored.

I started downloading some stock photos from everyone's favorite source (Wikihow.com) and some lesser value mercenary sources (mainly Depositphotos and CanStockPhoto)

Armed with paint.net, a hour on the bus, and a laptop with an over-3-hour battery, the results are very clear.

Donna Wikihow conflitto a fuoco.png

The picture shows a female sheriff that has just been arrested. A news reporter is visible in the corner, interviewing her.
She's thinking about a man with a long dart-tipped nose hitting a target while bribing for assistance, said assistance being provided by an helicopter-lifted tank also shooting at said target. As they engage in this activity, they discuss the merits of their weapons.

(If you search the filename on Youtube you can see a making-of, but a direct link could be seen as advertising... not like I benefit from 2 views)

Today I realized how such an heated discussion is unfit for typical domestic walls, therefore I replaced the background to increase hype and excitement:
Donna Wikihow conflitto a fuoco e Sephiroth.png


And just a little bit later, how it would be unfair to only present one side of the war, so here also depicted are the opponents of the spiky-nosed man and the flying tank: a group of lawful American citizens on the sun.
Donna Wikihow conflitto a fuoco e Sephiroth e americani sul sole.png



And now for something completely different: a deliberately very underexposed photo of a cow I took a week ago, for when I'm giving a presentation and the above pictures, anime, or the North Korean flag may be unfit for the audience:
WP_20171121_20_22_07_Pro.jpg
It's also probably very nice on OLED, too bad they don't make real computers with those
 
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Ci siamo persi la demolizione delle torri gemelle.png

an American family (probably Texan) is going to miss the controlled demolition of the Twin Towers.

There also is a cameo from the previous series.

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Stevie Wonder e Sephiroth terrorismo seconda guerra mondiale.png

Stewie Wonder and Sephiroth, after stealing a train from CJ's stolen vehicles, go on to cause some trouble. Includes the famous yodelling pickle.
 
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