Uiaad Sep 24, 2018 Guess who's back, bitches ? Oh wait. you didn't even realise I was gone :/ Reactions: VinsCool
AmandaRose Sep 20, 2018 C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.” Reactions: VinsCool
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
Uiaad Sep 17, 2018 Two fish in a tank. One says: ‘How do you drive this thing? Reactions: Deleted User, VinsCool and Seriel
Uiaad Sep 17, 2018 So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world. Reactions: VinsCool, Deleted User, Owenge and 2 others
Uiaad Sep 16, 2018 Kinky; It's the difference between using a feather and using the whole chicken. Reactions: VinsCool
Uiaad Sep 15, 2018 Big thank you to @Issac for fixing my username ... Only took me 10 years to notice ... and then greatly annoy me Reactions: Issac
Big thank you to @Issac for fixing my username ... Only took me 10 years to notice ... and then greatly annoy me
AmandaRose Sep 14, 2018 Why has your last 3 status updates been jokes from the 1980s find some new ones lol
Uiaad Sep 13, 2018 I’m addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want. Reactions: Deleted User, VinsCool, Owenge and 2 others
Uiaad Sep 12, 2018 I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. Reactions: Deleted User, Owenge, Deleted User and 2 others
Uiaad Sep 11, 2018 I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. Reactions: Deleted User, sarkwalvein, Chary and 6 others
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Uiaad Sep 10, 2018 Just imagine 2000 giant, rideable guinea pigs cresting a hill with armored men* on their backs going to battle Reactions: VinsCool
Just imagine 2000 giant, rideable guinea pigs cresting a hill with armored men* on their backs going to battle