How many people in the homebrew community does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Julie_Pilgrim]

(i was gonna say just switch homebrew but i feel like this applies to whatever the "current" homebrew is)
1 person who points out the burnt out bulb
10 people who suggest OP updates their sigpatches
50 people who make fun of the person for suggesting a bulb is out
1 person who points out that "burnt" bulb is actually improper grammar
1 guy who tells the previous person to shut the fuck up
1 newb with a bad idea
50 people telling said newb how bad their idea is
4 sxos people who brag about how bright the sxos candles are
5 people who suggest moving to fluorescent lights
7 people saying how lightbulbs are stupid and everyone should just sit in darkness
1 person to ask people to shut the fuck up and change the lightbulb, for gods sake
47 people to ask what god the aforementioned user is talking about
2 people who point out how stupid the thread is
3 people who say lightbulbs encourage piracy
10 people who argue about whether or not using lightbulbs is truly piracy
1 dev who says he will fix it
10 users that ask "eta wen?"
12 people who point out how stupid the "eta wen" people are
1 clueless noob
5 people who make semi-funny jokes about the newb
1 guy who quotes one of the previous users and says "that's going in my sig" and puts said quote in his sig
1 developer who finally replaces the dead bulb
30 people who argue about the bulb that the developer used
1 person who makes an alternative bulb for people to use

 

[slaphappygamer]

....but developers can NOT use the same bulb. Against the EULA.

 

[hippy dave]

1 user to live stream from the hospital after introducing the light bulb into their anus, with a poll thread about whether the bulb will shatter before the poor overworked hospital staff who really don't deserve any of this nonsense can get it out.

 

[Veho]

Light bulb needs changing.
Three homebrew dev groups split the socket into three separate, not compatible sockets, and use their own light bulbs.
The community spends months starting flamewars over which of them is better.

 

[AmandaRose]

1 user to live stream from the hospital after introducing the light bulb into their anus, with a poll thread about whether the bulb will shatter before the poor overworked hospital staff who really don't deserve any of this nonsense can get it out.

On a serious note I just want to ask all male members of the site to be very careful when walking around naked. I watch a lot of real life hospital TV programs. Mostly you see people in hospital that have been in car crashes or had an accident at work ect. But every now and then there are men who just happened to be walking around their house naked and fell over and just happened to land perfectly on a random object that went straight up their arse. My only conclusion is if you are male then walking around naked is a recipe for disaster

 

[Alexander1970]

How many people in the homebrew community does it take to change a lightbulb?​

Hmm...I would say so many homebrewers who failed before that.....
Oh...and how many even still know what a lightbulb is....

 

[slaphappygamer]

On a serious note I just want to ask all male members of the site to be very careful when walking around naked. I watch a lot of real life hospital TV programs. Mostly you see people in hospital that have been in car crashes or had an accident at work ect. But every now and then there are men who just happened to be walking around their house naked and fell over and just happened to land perfectly on a random object that went straight up their arse. My only conclusion is if you are male then walking around naked is a recipe for disaster

That’s going in my sig

 

[FAST6191]

Light bulb needs changing.
Three homebrew dev groups split the socket into three separate, not compatible sockets, and use their own light bulbs.
The community spends months starting flamewars over which of them is better.

Nah more like in the few years since the light bulb was built the baseline code and build tools was shut down and that forces the mutually incompatible forks to happen.

 

[Flame]

you forgot the mod who ban hammers the lightblub

 

[tofino]

where is the one person who had their post removed for sending a bricker

 

[The Catboy]

Needs a catboy is start an argument with someone

 

[Noctosphere]

You also need 2 person to argue together about wether lightbulb is conspiracy or just pedophilia

 

[slaphappygamer]

You also need 2 person to argue together about wether lightbulb is conspiracy or just pedophilia

That’s what they want you to think…………at least, that what you think they want you to think. Don’t listen to them. They are mindfuking you. Don’t be a sheep. Be the velcro gloves.

 

[Noctosphere]

I guess you also need one person to slap happy gamer

 

[Anxiety_timmy]

You forgot the change your thermal paste people

 

[godreborn]

depends on the site.

 

[Noctosphere]

You forgot the change your thermal paste people

Also need someone to propose to other tiny soldering

 

[impeeza]

but before anything you need to remove you contents folder and then get a new bulb from github, then try to replace the failed bulb.

 

[Anxiety_timmy]

Oh and lets not forget the temps vs power draw debate

 

[m1x3rr]

You need to get brick protection for the lightbulb before homebrewing! Now all you can do is rely on Priilighter!