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Joe Biden - knows two people that woke up dead!

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Creepy Joe has been at it again, apparently he knows a couple of people that woke up dead.



How come this wasn't reported in the news? Surely if dead people are waking up we should be put on alert for a zombie outbreak.
 
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Bruh this channel is all over the place. Car crashes, fondue, mobile Internet, and Joe Biden all in one breath.
 
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mrdude said:
Creepy Joe has been at it again, apparently he knows a couple of people that woke up dead.



How come this wasn't reported in the news? Surely if dead people are waking up we should be put on alert for a zombie outbreak.
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Didn't you read the Bible?

Faking death is not new, can be done by using a drug to lower your heart rate to that low point it will be not be detected by standard equipment for your doctor, and can last for about a day or 2 before your heart starts to work like it should.

Not that i have any reason to beleve that's what Mr. President about.
 
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