I thought I'd just share an fowarded email I got from a friend of mine... I found it pretty funny 
Here it is.
> > A lady Canadian libertarian wrote a lot of letters to
> > the government, complaining about the treatment of captive
> > insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National
> > Correctional System facilities.
> >
> > She received back the following reply:
> >
> > National Defence Headquarters
> > MGen George R. Pearkes Bldg, 15 NT
> > 101 Colonel By Drive
> > Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
> >
> > Canada
> >
> > Dear Concerned Citizen,
> >
> > Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound
> > concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists
> > captured by Canadian Forces who were subsequently
> > transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently
> > being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National
> > Correctional System facilities.
> >
> > Our administration takes these matters seriously and your
> > opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa .
> > You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of
> > citizens like yourself; we are creating a new department
> > here at the Department of National Defence, to be called
> > 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers'
> > program, or L.A.R.K. for short.
> >
> > In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we
> > have decided to divert one terrorist and place him in your
> > personal care.
> >
> > Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled
> > for transportation under heavily armed guard to your
> > residence in Toronto next Monday.
> >
> > Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed)
> > is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally
> > demanded in your letter of complaint.
> >
> > It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant
> > caretakers.. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure
> > that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with
> > those you so strongly recommend in your letter.
> >
> > Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we
> > hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his
> > 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome these
> > character flaws.
> >
> > Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as
> > mere cultural differences.
> >
> > We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home
> > schooling.
> >
> > Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in
> > hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such
> > simple items as a pencil or nail clippers.
> >
> > We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these
> > skills at your next yoga group.
> >
> > He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive
> > devices from common household products, so you may wish to
> > keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this
> > might offend him.
> >
> > Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters
> > (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form
> > of property.
> >
> > This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has
> > been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail
> > to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as
> > more appropriate attire.
> >
> > I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered
> > by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of
> > 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as
> > described in your letter.
> >
> > Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when
> > folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our
> > job and care for our fellow man.
> >
> > You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be
> > watching.
> >
> > Good luck and God bless you.
> >
> > Cordially,
> > Gordon O'Connor
> >
> > Minister of National Defence
Here it is.
> > A lady Canadian libertarian wrote a lot of letters to
> > the government, complaining about the treatment of captive
> > insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National
> > Correctional System facilities.
> >
> > She received back the following reply:
> >
> > National Defence Headquarters
> > MGen George R. Pearkes Bldg, 15 NT
> > 101 Colonel By Drive
> > Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
> >
> > Canada
> >
> > Dear Concerned Citizen,
> >
> > Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound
> > concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists
> > captured by Canadian Forces who were subsequently
> > transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently
> > being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National
> > Correctional System facilities.
> >
> > Our administration takes these matters seriously and your
> > opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa .
> > You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of
> > citizens like yourself; we are creating a new department
> > here at the Department of National Defence, to be called
> > 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers'
> > program, or L.A.R.K. for short.
> >
> > In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we
> > have decided to divert one terrorist and place him in your
> > personal care.
> >
> > Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled
> > for transportation under heavily armed guard to your
> > residence in Toronto next Monday.
> >
> > Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed)
> > is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally
> > demanded in your letter of complaint.
> >
> > It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant
> > caretakers.. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure
> > that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with
> > those you so strongly recommend in your letter.
> >
> > Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we
> > hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his
> > 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome these
> > character flaws.
> >
> > Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as
> > mere cultural differences.
> >
> > We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home
> > schooling.
> >
> > Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in
> > hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such
> > simple items as a pencil or nail clippers.
> >
> > We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these
> > skills at your next yoga group.
> >
> > He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive
> > devices from common household products, so you may wish to
> > keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this
> > might offend him.
> >
> > Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters
> > (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form
> > of property.
> >
> > This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has
> > been known to show violent tendencies around women who fail
> > to comply with the new dress code that he will recommend as
> > more appropriate attire.
> >
> > I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered
> > by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of
> > 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as
> > described in your letter.
> >
> > Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when
> > folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our
> > job and care for our fellow man.
> >
> > You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be
> > watching.
> >
> > Good luck and God bless you.
> >
> > Cordially,
> > Gordon O'Connor
> >
> > Minister of National Defence
