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I was just going to write a 20000000000 word essay about how nintendo is stupid and dumb and probably delayed. But nah, i'm just gonna pass on this one. I'm tired of screaming to a multi-billion dollar company for not only taking down a switch emulator, but also taking down the emulator that...
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someone is having a stroke in the recent posts they're speaking enchantment table for all we know edit: yep they're spamming random japanese bs now, cool
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SCREW THE SWITCH 2 PRO DELUXE LITE U THIS IS THE REAL DEAL AFJDFJIDFIDJFI yes you can emulate ttyd on dolphin BUT IDC THIS LOOKS LITERALLY GORGEOUS I WANT THIS. (now to find 65€ for this shit :D)
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It's great until it isn't. So, I got a nintendo switch WITH mario odyssey in that one "choose one" bundle with the red joycons, for like 340€. (I say "choose one" but it was a variant of that bundle which had ONLY mario odyssey and not mk8dx or nsmbu. I would've picked mario odyssey anyway but...
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(but yeah mario wonder GOTY no matter what)
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...this both a statement and an order. I want klonoa 3 right now aaaaaaaaa namco what are you doing please.
That will NEVER happen again, i will gurantee you that.
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THIS GAME HAS BOTH AMUSEMENT PARK AND SLIDER LEVELS 10/10 GAME HOLY SHIT
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Can't even express my hatred for stripped screws. The world we live in... (OK, YES I KNOW I UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT I WROTE WAS NOT HELPFUL FOR THAT SPECIFIC ISSUE AND I AM DEEPLY SORRY FOR THAT, ALSO, THIS LITTLE BLOG ENTRY TIDBIT IS JUST A JOKE, JUST FOR KICKS, PLEASE DON'T DO ANYTHING TO ME...
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this ending will delete your ability to sleep, just saying otherwise excellent game
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to fucking BUSS. nintendo have my children
PLEASE MARIO AND LUIGI PLEASE MARIO AND LUIGI PLEASE MARIO AND LUIGI PLEASE MARIO AND LUIGI PLEASE MARIO AND LUIGI PLEASE MARIO AND LUIGI PLEASE MARIO AND LUIGI PLEASE MARIO AND LUIGI PLEASE MARIO AND LUIGI PLEASE MARIO AND LUIGI PLEASE MARIO AND LUIGI PLEASE MARIO AND LUIGI PLEASE MARIO AND...
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I don't even need to post a picture to showcase it just see the recent posts. What the hell is going on?
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DSODSODIASDASD MY LIFE HAS MEANING NOWWWW ODDDDDDSODODSODSOSDODFKFKFKFKFDFDFD343433
I'M TOTALLY PLAYING IT ON SWITCH ONLINE THANKS NINTENDO! Yes, i know you can play mario world on the 3ds with snes9x just fine but, yknow, I just want to rub it in to nintendo juuust a little. OK, let's not ignore the elephant in the room in here: So, apparently, nintendo just dropped a new...
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OK, i don't have a switch, nor do i pay for switch online. BUT, if i were to add some new gba games, i would add stuff like, idk, wario land 4 (wario's greatest achievement and rightfully so), kirby amazing mirror (it IS amazing, the multiplayer especially would be crazy since nso now has online...
i want to play zelda totk but since i dont have a switch, i opted for yuzu or ryujinx. WELP, i have a gt 1030, gt 1030 sucks, switch emulation requires a good amount of vram, DO THE MATH. on yuzu it freaks out and glitches everything after a few minutes of gameplay, and in ryujinx the framerate...
Ok, screw the 3ds. That thing is beyond dead. I figured "hey the 2ds has more problems, but they're WAY easier to fix, so that's my next target". But then I remembered oops, the 2ds ALSO has stripped screws for some god damn reason. Idk what i did there but i sure didn't like it. To my surprise...
holy shit i've been listening to the final boss music for HOURS and it still bops. I don't know WHAT they did, I don't know HOW many cans of redbulls they drunk, every, god, damn, song, is, fucking, AMAZING. Even the TUTORIAL music is good which is just Funiculi Funicula (especially the old...
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OK, if you want to beat this game and get the good ending, here's some words of advice: SCREW THE HOLOGRAMS AND THE GENERATORS IN THE PAST AND JUST GET THE TIMES STONES. The special stages are kinda hard but once you get the hang of them they become piss easy. Also, if you're playing the 2011...
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