So I just learned today that the n3ds allows you to connect to PC wirelessly to put files onto the microSD card. The transfer speeds are understandably slow (2-3mbps) but it was able to copy a game over in 7 minutes.
This means... I never have to unscrew the freakin' screws off the backplate anymore!
This means... I never have to unscrew the freakin' screws off the backplate anymore!