Cummin' In Day

I guess it's time for me to finally open up to the world.
I am helisexual. What is that, you say?

Well, I am sexually attracted to Attack Helicopters.
And I mean, DAMN, have you seen those things?

Helicopter.jpg

There's something about those blades that simply turns me on.
I hope I am not alone and there are more people out there who share the same feeling as I do.

Nice day and congrats to all the others coming out today!
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ShadowOne333
Oh and I also like Carrier Helicopters.
Something about those chubby bastards just kicks right in with me.
 
RivenMain
I'm a train-sexual, I love a good Caboose.

i think someone deleted their comment I didn't necro this page. o.o
 
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ShadowOne333
@RivenMain join the machine attraction, my friend :^}

And yeah, someone did delete a comment.
Can't tell who though :P
 

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