Everyone knows that I have a deep hatred for Apple
Recently I heard that there is a new iCantAffordThisiPhone, the X, or maybe, SeX version, and I was surprised with it's feature creep, except wireless charging, this kicks ass
Read below to learn my honest opinion:
Recently I heard that there is a new iCantAffordThisiPhone, the X, or maybe, SeX version, and I was surprised with it's feature creep, except wireless charging, this kicks ass
Read below to learn my honest opinion:
It’s all screen.
Yeah, it's ALL screen, like, don't you hate those, how are they called? Bezels! They take the fun out of using a touch screen... Wait, I saw something... Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It is fucking bezels, just a nosense argument to excite 5 year old Apple fanboys
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1,000,000 to 1 contrast ratio.
Wait, who tf is gonna find this useful? If you are an image expert gg, else it is just wasted money, you ain't gonna need this. The same way you can survive with an 1000:1 contrast ratio, you can continue now.
The most durable glass ever.
In case you are the most careless person in the world and break stuff often, which is impossibe to have the tiniest care with your things, this is your lucky day, it ain't gonna break.
Water and dust resistance.
For the obviously retarded who are gonna split water on it or bring it inside the sea to take selfiewws
A single swipe takes you home from anywhere.
Let's say for example, you are in a hurry and you are texting an important decision that will affect your future greatly, instead of pressing a button, now you can swipe and take you home, while erasing your message and screwing with your future /s . Just put that damn button back, iCry
Your face is now your password.
Because it is too much exercise to tap your screen a few times, and smh train your memory
Create beautiful selfies with sharp foregrounds and artfully blurred backgrounds. A new feature in Portrait mode, Portrait Lighting produces impressive studio‑quality lighting effects.
You can now give emphasis on your ugly face and instead of becoming less addicted to the Social Media, you can now help spread the disease
The TrueDepth camera analyzes more than 50 different muscle movements to mirror your expressions in 12 Animoji. Reveal your inner panda, pig, or robot.
You aren't hiding a panda, pig or robot inside you(disguises do not count) , you are a Human(Homo Sapiens scientifically, slowly degrading), or you are too stupid to live in real life.
Both rear cameras have optical image stabilization and fast lenses for outstanding photos and videos even in low light.
0/10 no 3D, unlike 3DS
The wide-angle and telephoto cameras on iPhone X enable optical zoom, as well as digital zoom of up to 10x for photos and 6x for videos.
This isn't anything new at all
Superhuman intelligence.
Only idiots who can't use their brain will want a machine smarter than them, unless for scientific purposes, in which case, a Supercomputer would be a better choice
70 percent faster than A10 Fusion.
Who is gonna need that much power anyway?
A11 Bionic powers "extraordinary" augmented reality experiences in games and apps.
It isn't anything new at all
A groundbreaking iOS for a groundbreaking iPhone.
I bet it will be jailbroken within 2 years
Yeah, it's ALL screen, like, don't you hate those, how are they called? Bezels! They take the fun out of using a touch screen... Wait, I saw something... Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It is fucking bezels, just a nosense argument to excite 5 year old Apple fanboys
View attachment 98596
1,000,000 to 1 contrast ratio.
Wait, who tf is gonna find this useful? If you are an image expert gg, else it is just wasted money, you ain't gonna need this. The same way you can survive with an 1000:1 contrast ratio, you can continue now.
The most durable glass ever.
In case you are the most careless person in the world and break stuff often, which is impossibe to have the tiniest care with your things, this is your lucky day, it ain't gonna break.
Water and dust resistance.
For the obviously retarded who are gonna split water on it or bring it inside the sea to take selfiewws
A single swipe takes you home from anywhere.
Let's say for example, you are in a hurry and you are texting an important decision that will affect your future greatly, instead of pressing a button, now you can swipe and take you home, while erasing your message and screwing with your future /s . Just put that damn button back, iCry
Your face is now your password.
Because it is too much exercise to tap your screen a few times, and smh train your memory
Create beautiful selfies with sharp foregrounds and artfully blurred backgrounds. A new feature in Portrait mode, Portrait Lighting produces impressive studio‑quality lighting effects.
You can now give emphasis on your ugly face and instead of becoming less addicted to the Social Media, you can now help spread the disease
The TrueDepth camera analyzes more than 50 different muscle movements to mirror your expressions in 12 Animoji. Reveal your inner panda, pig, or robot.
You aren't hiding a panda, pig or robot inside you(disguises do not count) , you are a Human(Homo Sapiens scientifically, slowly degrading), or you are too stupid to live in real life.
Both rear cameras have optical image stabilization and fast lenses for outstanding photos and videos even in low light.
0/10 no 3D, unlike 3DS
The wide-angle and telephoto cameras on iPhone X enable optical zoom, as well as digital zoom of up to 10x for photos and 6x for videos.
This isn't anything new at all
Superhuman intelligence.
Only idiots who can't use their brain will want a machine smarter than them, unless for scientific purposes, in which case, a Supercomputer would be a better choice
70 percent faster than A10 Fusion.
Who is gonna need that much power anyway?
A11 Bionic powers "extraordinary" augmented reality experiences in games and apps.
It isn't anything new at all
A groundbreaking iOS for a groundbreaking iPhone.
I bet it will be jailbroken within 2 years
