My Secret Plan

Psst! Hey! You! Welcome! You've discovered my idiotic and stupid blog!

....

This is boring. Hm...hey. I guess since you stumbled across here, I guess I may let you in on my...Secret Plan. Don't tell anyone. If you do, I will find you. I will kill you. I will take your organs, burn them, eat the ashes, poop them out, and throw them down the drain.

Oh right! My Plan. So, my plan begins with likes. I will go to every thread and make a likable reply. Once my fellow tempers see this reply, they will like it. Then my like count will increase B-)

"That's cool and all, but what's the point of doing this?" I can hear you ask.

SHUT UP I WILL GET TO THAT!

Once my like count increases, I will become more....likable. The more likable I get, the more support I will earn from my fellow Tempers. As the support grows and grows, I will become the most LIKABLE person on GBAtemp. Once I am the most LIKABLE person on GBAtemp, I will begin the process, of OVERTHROWING EVERYONE!

I will begin to surpass the ranks of everyone. Eventually, I will TAKE OVER GBAtemp using my likableness. I will become the new dictator. I WILL OVERTHROW EVERY SINGLE ADMIN, MODERATOR, SUPERVISOR, AND PATREON THERE IS ON THIS CURSED SITE!

Once my plan is complete, GBAtemp will have become...mine. :toot:

Except that's not my entire plan. That's only the beginning. Next, I will begin the process, of taking over...the Internet.

I will become more and MORE likable, until I start my own company: Titanica Inc..

This company will SURPASS Google and will take over the Internet.

Muwahaha! But my plan isn't over yet.

Once the Internet is mine, I will begin the process, of taking over.... THE WORLD!

I WILL SMASH EVERY SINGLE GAMING COMPANY! :hateit::hateit::nayps3::gun:

I WILL OVERTHROW THE PRESIDENT! :grog:

I WILL BEGIN WWIII AND REIN SUPREME! EVERY SINGLE PERSON WILL BOW :bow: TO ME AND I WILL BECOME....THE MOST LIKABLE PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!

*Ahem*

Sorry. I was a bit loud there. Anyway, thanks for reading. If I see you once again...maybe....I'll give you mercy and let you live a life of luxury...


Or maybe not.

This is a joke, please don't take my blogs seriously. Thank you!
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J
Dinoh, you WILL pay the consequences! JUST YOU WATCH!
 
J
Competition I see @andeers ? You shall face extreme pain just like Dinoh will!
 
J
Lies! I shall win! My likeness is too strong for you!
 
J
I cannot do that on this blog! I've already shown my true col- I mean it just wouldn't work here. Check my other posts I've made for the proof.
 

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