I've made a big big big heck up.

When I woke up this morning, I didn't have a girlfriend.

This afternoon I did

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Devin
Say goodbye to the money in your wallet. Unless it's a waifu, then you'll have a good laifu.
 
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FAST6191
That's terribly irresponsible you know.

Next thing you know you will not be spending time on the site, you knowledge of current events in games will slip and you might even end up...

a normal person.
 
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