RIP laptop

This isn't Ten Cents, this is just something that happened that I thought was interesting.

Yesterday, I had my old 2011 Dell clunker laptop start smoldering on my lap. It had shutoff randomly, and I made the mistake of turming it back on...

Smoke began to come out of the battery area. I freaked out, ejected the battery, then frantically ran for the fire extinguisher. It had stopped smoking, but it smelled terrible.


This must be Dell's way of making you buy new products.


I ran up to the dining room to tell my parents...


Me: "Hey...um... the laptop nearly caught fire on my lap. It started smoking. A lot.... thought you may wanna know."

Father: "...Okay."


My mother looked at me like I was nuts. My father just sort of accepted it.

I ran upstairs to get my screwdriver to see what had happened, and then they tell me to throw the laptop away.


I took out the hard drive, RAM cards, and wireless cards (there are two for some reason), then tossed the rest of thw laptop into a bag.


The insides of the laptop smelled bad, and I was faced with a single half-charred ribbon cable among otherwise intact... everything else?

I originally thought the battery was venting or something, but it was intact? No weird smells or dings on it, anywhere.



Now it's today, and my father found a used laptop at the office and is bringing it home for me.

But, I've had... ifffy experiences with past laptops from there.

My first laptop ever was a gateway 450sx4, powered by a pentium M (or pentium 2, I forget). It was old, and it ran XP.

That one I dropped one day, and it stopped working.


Then I got a gateway 450ROG. It was powered by a pentium 2 (or M, whatever the first one didn't have).

That one just lost the ability to hold a charge, so we pitched it.


Then we have my Dell, which as I already stated started smoldering. It didn't catch fire, but it was pretty close.



I hope the used one I'm getting isn't a downgrade from what I had, the office hand-me-downs are kinda random.



Have any stories about computer-related mishaps you'd like to share? Fires? Derps? Strange noises? Random part falling off?

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My old iMac would get pretty hot and made some weird noises sometimes (sorta like brushes running over a spinning disc). It’s super crappy - really slow, old hard drive, etc. I’m looking to install a Linux distro on it, does anyone know any poweruser-friendly (but not dev-centered) and lightweight, highly customizable (aka so I can turn almost everything off) distros?
 
I used to have two different laptops, but they were both netbooks, and good lord are netbooks terrible for doing ANYTHING. I don't know why companies still produce these cheap, thin, computers that shatter into bits unless you treat them like a premature fetus. I'm looking into laptops, and it seems like the trend still continues today of laptops that are extremely thin, extremely expensive, can't do much other than browse google, and only have like 4 hours of battery life due to their small form factor. All I want to buy is a normally priced laptop that is bulky and won't break so damn easily. What ever happened to big, chunky, laptops? The only ones that exist are marketed towards gaming, and nobody really wants a super beefy two and a half thousand dollar laptop that'll be outdated in four years. Like the closest thing that can be found to a strong computer anywhere is some dude's old thinkpad from like 2005 that can't even run Windows 10.
 
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Orangy57 said:
All I want to buy is a normally priced laptop that is bulky and won't break so damn easily. What ever happened to big, chunky, laptops? The only ones that exist are marketed towards gaming, and nobody really wants a super beefy two and a half thousand dollar laptop that'll be outdated in four years.
Have a look at the business laptops, or if you really want then ruggedised/rugged laptops.
The latter will cost you a little bit more but are built to take a tumble, the former might well survive that (and might well be the basis for the ruggedised laptops) but it is not assured. They are however built to keep warranty claims down from things that go through 5 airports a month.

Most of the vendors that will sell you thin plastic junk will also have a business line (certainly HP, Dell and Lenovo do) which makes "[insert vendor] only makes junk" line more tricky for me to +1. Dell and HP certainly make some atrocious junk (lenovo too but I am fortunate to only deal with their business stuff these days, and older thinkpads) that they flog out of big box stores but where my line with the consumer laptops is so often "I'll provide the match" then most of the same people using the business ones are quite insistent upon it being fixed. Similarly I have many of those in car garages that are balanced on seats and foot wells doing diagnostics and programming all day -- put a best buy special type thing in that environment and it will be ground to dust in a few months, these things give me more trouble from the abysmal vehicle manufacturer software than anything else.

If you want to get even cheaper than said business lines usually are what people sell as refurb laptops. It is what I tend to use and recommend for most people these days unless they are heading towards gaming laptops.
 
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idk a laptop lasting 7 years isn't too bad by todays standard, personally the longest running laptop I ever had was a old Dell D600, survived many spills etc, but it seems its more a trend of laptops getting less and less reliable

worst laptop I ever had was a HP which was constantly overheating after 5 months of owning it unless I throttled the CPU speed, just looking at the design it was clear they were more concerned with aesthetics over adequate cooling,

it all ultimately boils down to what specific laptop you buy, pretty much every brand has the
- cheap budget range which have very little concern for design and reliability just what's the absolute cheapest parts we can get hold of to be the cheapest laptop in the shop
- the "wow", this looks so nice, why would we ruin the design with ventilation holes or stupid fans when we could shave of 0.02mm and say "thinnest laptop EVER!!!"
- the tried and tested variety that stick to a classic design and don't try any quirky stuff
- the business class that they make as well as possible as if they mess up on these ones, that big enterprise contract for 10,000 laptops ever 3 years might not get renewed

from what I have heard Lenovo Thinkpads are generally pretty decent rugged systems and not too pricey
 
my condolence. I have been using Lenovo for 6 years and it's still as good as new. I think lenovo laptop line is quite good. I wanted to replace it with a new gaming laptop soon, but since I got a ps4 hen, I changed my mind.
 
@SirNapkin1334 I could MAKE a Ten Cents about this if you want.

My experiences with computers. I've been through like... lemme think.

Counting the ones that were supplied to me by school and one that I just raided on my own accord, I've had like 9 computers. 4 bit the dust, 1 went up in smoke (the one in the blog), 1 was a school-supplied chromebook, and 3 are with me today.

There's an interesting story behind all of them, except the chromebook. That one was pretty boring tbh.
 
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Went to a friend in Portugal 2 weeks ago. I've worked with PC and laptop insides many times over the past 10 years and never broke anything. I also disassembled consoles before and despite breaking two ribbon cables and leaving a third under tension to break later, I'm mostly good with electronics, or so I thought...

I made her a whole PC during the visit one year ago and just before arriving, her GPU died so I figured I was going to fix her PC again. It was mostly old parts so a gaming upgrade was also planned. I was feeling so nostalgic and hyped that I even brought my own tools from home. ;O;

So she bought a new PSU and GPU and a case so I moved all the parts. The PSU was broken and refused to power under most circumstances. When it did there was no signal, no beeps. Just lights and fans spinning. I'm not sure where which factor contributed, but one of the RAM sticks partially moved out of place during the parts transfer. I then also managed to get the 2nd RAM stick ON WRONG. Yes it appears the DDR3 dent is close enough center that I was able to put the RAM in reverse!

One power-on later, there was again no signal and just fans spinning, but within seconds a strong smell of burnt stuff came on. I immediately powered it off. After taking it to service, we found that the new PSU was indeed bad, but also that the motherboard was now busted, which I assume was my doing. Amazingly, the memory sticks both survived the ordeal. After exchanging the PSU and motherboard we got everything back up and running. But this cut into the vacation and some of the stuff we intended to do...

All that's left now is for her to RMA the PSU.
 

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