What is wrong with this banana? [nonsense] (pictures less than 160kb)

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!” has this unique special items for each character duo.

Mario + Luigi: Fireballs
Yoshi + Birdo: Eggs
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Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong: Giant banana (peel)


I like this idea with the special items. But there is something seriously wrong with the big banana. It looks so angry and scary. When I see this banana I always think: “If this thing was real it would certainly try to eat me.”
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Although the normal banana peel is a trap in Mario Kart games it looks friendly:
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But this thing… this giant banana… I mean look just at this:
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This banana had a really bad day. "What is wrong with you? Can't you look a little more friendly?"
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The giant banana has a very miserable life.

- living in a tiny item box despite it's giant size
- almost never used in comparison to the tiny banana
- gets crashed always immediately, no time to enjoy the beautiful scenery

You would be mad too!
 
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He's mad cause Nintendo won't let people play his game on the Switch...
 
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that banna pwns. Only a few items bust it besids the star. the big shell breaks it in 3. The bomb is lethal. If its in the drivers grip and someone tosses the bolt, it explodes in the drivers hands because it drops on the driver lol. WHen you hit players with it, their items drop out and even the spinning block drops lol. There is no noob in double dash like mario kart 8. I have to know how to play.
 
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the banana is mad because he's fat and everyone laughs at him for being fat. he also gets bullied :(
 
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u just called him fat urself! ur the problem! he not fat!
 
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he's actually pretty hot banana, warios's fat
 

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