hookers and cowboys

so i'm wearing this cowboy hat right, because why not. nothing really out of the ordinary there huh? i mean, besides the fact i'm a city kid wearing a cowboy hat. that aside, this hat was making my brain fucking cook dude. i was sweating like a leaking pool! anyways, i go up to my teacher to ask if i can go to the washroom, to clean up. and they see how much i'm sweating and ask if i feel okay. i tell them, "well besides the fact my forehead is pissing itself, i'm doing pretty alright."

what if there was an app you could get on your phone, and it would tell you where the nearest hooker was. and it was like, secured with paypal and everything, too. so you could pay online, meet up, have sex and then give a rating out of 5 on the app. hookers could either be registered by their pimp(s), or if a young and upcoming hooker-star was looking for a good place to start, they could make an account and sell their body for sex online. MAN this sounds SO bad.

we're going back to online schooling for the next 2 weeks. i can assure you, i am NOT looking forward :(
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Uiaad
I really don't know why we haven't legalised prostitution to be quite honest. I mean you could regulate and tax it like any other business and everyone wins. It's safer for the hookers and the government gets extra money to spend on education and health services. Always has seemed a bit of a no brainer to me, but then I'm no politician
 
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you could totally legalize prostitution, however there are many things you need to take into consideration
 
Uiaad
Once you take the shadiness around it away things are instantly much safer, obviously, the workers are taking constant STD checks and maybe have to have a licence to practice which needs to be reviewed every so often. Of course, you would need to make sure that people aren't getting into it just in desperation there would need to be checks and balances in place safety would have to be at the forefront
 
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Ace001
Well there's app for just about everything (well except a few things) but that'd really be something. It be grubhub but with sex. But as other users stated it's a matter of keeping the idea of the company while maintaining the health of the employees. I can see it becoming a thing.
 
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see, i disagree whole heartedly. when i write these, i laugh my ASS off. and i like laughing, because it feels good! i also like showing people what i think of, and i enjoy their reactions. whether there reactions be them being scared, laughing, disturbed, ashamed, etc. whatever it is, it gives people something to do, and it also gives me something to do. i've also felt as if i were on my own since birth, and always pushed people away when they offered help. so now, i've gotten used to it.

and you're right, i need a girlfriend. i'm looking though-
 
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>we're going back to online schooling for the next 2 weeks. i can assure you, i am NOT looking forward :(

I feel for 'ya. Every time I have online classes, my grades drop wayyyyyy down. Just keep trying to do your best until the end of the 2 weeks.
 

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