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Yuji Naka: "I have a great idea!"

Naoto Oshima: "Sure, Naka-san! What is it?"

Yuji Naka: "Let's make a cool, stylish character the central character!"

Naoto Oshima: "But of course! We did that with Sonic and NiGHTS, so why-"

Yuji Naka: "But let's not make him the protagonist."

Naoto Oshima: *Gazes awkwardly at Yuji Naka in absolute shock at the stupidity of the idea*

"...you smoked one of Shigeru Miyamoto's mushrooms with that warp pipe of his, didn't you?"
 
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Square-enix got their 2nd Strike, the 1st was the massive Avenger game flop.

One more and they are out.
 
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@leon315 I'm pretty sure their first strike was Final Fantasy XIII - the two games with that "Lightning" tomboyish-waste of a girl?
So they've already got three strikes. Oh, and that low-poly mobile version of XV...four strikes.
 
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@leon315 Maybe it will be that the 3rd Strike will be a critical success, but a game that fails initially like a certain entry in the Street Fighter series...
 
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@RichardTheKing I'm old FF fan Since psx, i played FF13 many years ago on X360, and i like it.

@Silent_Gunner i used to play SF4 a lot when i was younger, just bought sfv champion edition few weeks ago, and i'm unable to queue anyone, the online is pretty died. For me SF4>SF5
 
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Honestly I think this might be the most disappointing I have ever been with a video game. Months ago I had many dreams about this game. I thought it would be the game to truly start a new generation, with a wondrous world, innovative concepts, beautiful vistas, legendary music, infinitely satisfying mechanics and controls, a cute story, addictive level design, and everything in-between. I got none of that.
 
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@RichardTheKing No, I got a random fucking ugly ass farmer. I didn't think Naoto Ohshima's return to the industry would give me some random farmer and flashbacks to the 9/11 Dolphin game.
 
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@Silent_Gunner Yeah, I would go further, but delving that deep into something as truly horrifying was that cannot be recovered from.
 
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Final Fantasy 13 is not that bad, its for me one of the best PS3 games that i have played. I spend hours trying to get the best items, and i liked the battle style. Its the first PS3 game that i completed with the platinum trophy. 13-2 was also great to play. 13-3 is the most least game that i have played of all the 3 games. FF15 was such an enormous letdown, massive pile of dog bones for me. I didnt bother to finish it.
 
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"Maybe it will be that the 3rd Strike will be a critical success, but a game that fails initially like a certain entry in the Street Fighter series"
I mean, 3rd strike did give evo moment 37, so it holds a soft spot in my hesrt for that
 
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