don't skate at church

so i was going to go for a skateboard trip right, because i'm a little rusty despite me skating for a long time, and i ended up at this church with some great curbs to practice ollieing onto. so i skated around for like a few hours, even went and got a slurpee to sooth my thirst even though i should have bought or brought water(next time for sure). and like, then a bunch of people came out of the church and started yelling at me for no reason. obviously there was a reason, as to why i was being yelled at. but at the same time, i was causing no harm and i stayed clear of the parked cars indefinitely. so i picked up my skateboard, and ignored them yelling at me just to see what happens. then this pope or whatever it was started running towards me at a slow jogging pace, and i was like bruh what are you doing.

"you are not allowed to skateboard here! see the sign!" and he pointed to a sign that said "no scootering."

i was tired, and i did want to go home, so just to have a little bit of fun i told him: "sir, with all due respect, this travelling device is called a skateboard, not a scooter."

he left to go back inside the church and i continued to ride for maybe 10 minutes. but then... what seemed to be three KARENS came out and all started to tell me to leave. so i was like, "oh snap, i've seen people like you on youtube so i'll go." and i left.

moral? nothing. i'm going back there on SUNDAY(church day or whatever) and i'm gonna see what happens. i'm also going to wear the most inappropriate shirt i can find.

just kidding, about the shirt part.

besides from that, i was doing pretty good at getting up onto the curbs, which was difficult for me to do in the near past.
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Grinding on curbs ends up leaving a lot of residue and making them look not too great. And while skateboarding in a parking lot isn't really a big deal, I think they are well within their rights to want to not have anyone hanging out near their unattended vehicles for a long time for no reason.

It's your call (wo)man, but I would say smart money is on just letting old Mrs. Nesbit attend church in peace. Plenty of curbs elsewhere.
 
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@yuyuyup Thing is, Tommy here is a Chad. He skates around better and badder than Tony Hawk does nowadays, and his skills, combined with a handsome pompadour and a suave personality, makes it so even the ladies who go to private fundamentalist Baptist colleges are drawn to him just like when they sing to the congregation to Draw Near Unto Him. He does this every time they have the ladies singing group traveling from Pensacola Christian College, and his luck with the ladies makes every Christian man attending that college jealous harder than an incel, for they are too aware of his Virginity to Tommy's Chadness!
 
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