do skate at church

so i went back to the church to skateboard again, and i did the same stuff as the other day because right now i'm practicing ollieing onto curbs and off them. all was well, and i was already thinking of a comeback just incase that grumpy pope came back out and yelled at me again. i was also prepared to leave this time, sorta. i mean i put all my stuff my a tree so no one could see it but i could, and all that. so all i had to do was grab my notebook, extra socks, lighter, wallet, vape and gloves. anyways, around the same time as the other day the same guy who yelled at me came outside and instead of yelling at me or telling me to go home or somewhere else, he actually said to KEEP skateboarding there. i thought about it for a second and wondered if he was gonna go back inside to let the karens catch me in the act, but instead he stayed out there, sat on the curb and clapped when i ollied onto the curb.

i was really confused, i took advantage though and kept skating.

an hour passed, around 15 minutes of him out there he went back inside and i stuck around to see if anything would happen. and nothing did.

i have a few theories...

a) he had a change of heart for me, seeing that i came back despite being told to leave the one day.
b) the other day was just a bad day for him
c) he wants to steal my stuff

i can't really think of anything else. i doubt it's c but you never know lmao.

so yeah, i guess the church's my new skate-grounds :/
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probably thinks skating outside a church is a good way to keep you closer to the church's religion or something.
idk people can get weird, someone tried to prove their religion to my by bringing up the evolution of beavers
 
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that's another good possibility... that one seems pretty likely, but i really don't feel like partaking in church or christianity either. i respect them though, and like i said i was prepared to leave when asked.

and... beavers? right. maybe beavers carved those cute keychains of christ :D
 
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I was skating one day and did a tre bomb off the 5 at some Lords Church. A fucking pope came out and tackled me like he was some kind of front line defense on the Pittsburgh Stealers.

It pissed me off so I threw a bunch of ketchup packages I had in my pocket from the McDonald's I went to earlier at him.

Pope Yelled at me damn kid. Took out his rosary from his right pocket and started to pray some Hail Marry's. Then started to yell at me some more like I'm suppose to care about some old grumpy man. I stuck my middle finger at him then ran off.
 
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I've seen a lot of churches be super cool with skaters. Kinda disheartening to see these stories of negative experiences, but I guess I always knew they were out there. Hope you have positive experiences going forward, despite the grumpy old guy being pissy that one time.
 
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that's a pretty badass story lmao. if only the popes knew that even if we were to get hurt or something like that, we aren't going to sue the place because most skaters aren't dicks unless they're being dicked at. i personally find it amazing to see someone do a five stair, i've watched ONE person do it in real life and they bodied HARD

at least you lived to tell the story...
 
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@Sophie-bear yeah it can get pretty annoying sometimes. but a good majority of it is just flat out funny, although it does get annoying when they try taking or destroying your board or even going to the extent of trying to assault you.
 

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