>Be me
>Go to eBay
>Lookin' for a PSTriple
>Must be under $50
>See listing
>"Works, but missing hard drive"
>$24.00 bid
>Ends in 10 seconds
>Jackpot babie
>Quickly type "2500" in the bid bar
>Spam enter
>"Congratulations! You won!"
>Pog
>.....
>Wait.....
>"Final bid: $1,025"
>oh fuck
>Oh shit
>Quickly message the seller
>be thinkin' "Be calm Max.... Just let them know it was a mistake and you just wanted to bid $25...."
>Start typing
>OHMYGOD I'M SO SORRY!!!! I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE PLEASE CANCEL THE ORDER!!!! PLEASE, I'M DUMB AS FUCK PLEASE TAKE PITTY ON ME!!!! I AM SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON AND I DESERVE DEATH!!!!! JUST PLEASE CANCEL THE ORDER!!!!!!!!!!
>Open a "Cancel order" request
>Seller responds to my message
>"Nah, it's cool dude. Ebay is just stupid."
>They accept the cancel request.
>Still want the PlayStation Triple
>Type my response
>Thank you so much! ....So uhhh.... are you willing to take $25?
>Get blocked
Please God.... If you exist, strike me down...
>Go to eBay
>Lookin' for a PSTriple
>Must be under $50
>See listing
>"Works, but missing hard drive"
>$24.00 bid
>Ends in 10 seconds
>Jackpot babie
>Quickly type "2500" in the bid bar
>Spam enter
>"Congratulations! You won!"
>Pog
>.....
>Wait.....
>"Final bid: $1,025"
>oh fuck
>Oh shit
>Quickly message the seller
>be thinkin' "Be calm Max.... Just let them know it was a mistake and you just wanted to bid $25...."
>Start typing
>OHMYGOD I'M SO SORRY!!!! I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE PLEASE CANCEL THE ORDER!!!! PLEASE, I'M DUMB AS FUCK PLEASE TAKE PITTY ON ME!!!! I AM SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON AND I DESERVE DEATH!!!!! JUST PLEASE CANCEL THE ORDER!!!!!!!!!!
>Open a "Cancel order" request
>Seller responds to my message
>"Nah, it's cool dude. Ebay is just stupid."
>They accept the cancel request.
>Still want the PlayStation Triple
>Type my response
>Thank you so much! ....So uhhh.... are you willing to take $25?
>Get blocked
Please God.... If you exist, strike me down...
