What every woman thinks

Every woman thinks that every man is incapable of handling his own business and needs everything organized and scheduled for him 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Like a Project Manager in the business world. But unlike a PM, I can't tell mine to get out of my cube.

The trick is you will never, ever see any indication of this when she is just a GF. It's after she eats the wedding cake that the truth comes out. Be warned.

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Law
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darkgoth
My god, you have written my thoughts from the past month !!!! WOW

Stay strong man
 
J
[quote name='darkgoth' post='2171613' date='Aug 6 2009, 10:31 AM']My god, you have written my thoughts from the past month !!!! WOW

Stay strong man[/quote]

Well this is the interwebz, so we should form a club. Like Al Bundy did. Now that show makes a lot of sense to me.
 
Prophet
Yeah I totally agree. I have a bit of a crush on this girl who works at the local deli. We don't know each others names or anything but she's already trying to micro-manage my life. Every time I order a sandwich she asks: "Do you want mayo on that?" I'm like, DAMN WOMAN let me build my own samich.

Know what I mean?
 
H
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p1ngpong
[quote name='Prophet' post='2171625' date='Aug 6 2009, 07:37 PM']Yeah I totally agree. I have a bit of a crush on this girl who works at the local deli. We don't know each others names or anything but she's already trying to micro-manage my life. Every time I order a sandwich she asks: "Do you want mayo on that?" I'm like, DAMN WOMAN let me build my own samich.

Know what I mean?[/quote]

You should have jumped over the counter and smacked her square in the mouth for backchatting you bro! :hateit:


ITS THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN LEARN I SWEARS! :wtf:



AMIRITE!!!???? :yaypsp:
 
J
[quote name='Prophet' post='2171625' date='Aug 6 2009, 10:37 AM']Yeah I totally agree. I have a bit of a crush on this girl who works at the local deli. We don't know each others names or anything but she's already trying to micro-manage my life. Every time I order a sandwich she asks: "Do you want mayo on that?" I'm like, DAMN WOMAN let me build my own samich.

Know what I mean?[/quote]


No, it would really be like "You're eating mayo again, why don't try light soy-based sandwich spread substitute and I'll go ahead and remove the bacon too, because I know you like it and want to crush any semblance of pleasure in your life because otherwise you might get too independent."
 
Maktub
Hmmm. Well, I find them to be extremely different from one to another. In any case, 70% are well f***able, which is pretty much already.

Men, they're all also extremely different from one to another, but none gives me a boner.

:creep:
 
Hop2089
[quote name='Prophet' post='2171625' date='Aug 6 2009, 08:37 PM']Yeah I totally agree. I have a bit of a crush on this girl who works at the local deli. We don't know each others names or anything but she's already trying to micro-manage my life. Every time I order a sandwich she asks: "Do you want mayo on that?" I'm like, DAMN WOMAN let me build my own samich.

Know what I mean?[/quote]

If she was really sweet about it shame on you and proceed to slap yourself immediately.


I don't mind it at all as long as the lady or ladies shows that she is looking out for me or are being really cute and flirtatious about it otherwise please don't even try, because you're most likely trying to control or handle me.
 
O
[quote name='Law' post='2171612' date='Aug 6 2009, 08:30 PM']"shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shopping shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes clothing shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes sex sex sex shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes "[/quote]
So true... :cry: :creep:
 
Veho
Has your mother ever told you to clean your room or do your homework or not to eat so much candy? Just wondering.
 
J
[quote name='Maktub' post='2171672' date='Aug 6 2009, 11:05 AM']Hmmm. Well, I find them to be extremely different from one to another.[/quote]

Ah. To be young again.

"Love - The illusion that women differ - H.L. Mencken"
 
NeSchn
Am I looking at the wrong women :wtf: I have never had girl do this to me at all, but I have never had a girlfriend or have done anything except for grind XD
 
Cablephish
[quote name='NeSchn' post='2172344' date='Aug 6 2009, 09:21 PM']Am I looking at the wrong women :wtf: I have never had girl do this to me at all, but I have never had a girlfriend or have done anything except for grind XD[/quote]
Psh grinding and bubbling. They are both stupid to me. No I am not gay, but if no one can dance half decently, I don't want to go to any parties or anything. Just hope it doesn't catch on with the adults.

First and last time I danced with a girl was when I graduated from grade 6, and it was a slow dance. I cried once before everyone kept on pestering me, but after that I actually danced. Everyone was like "whoa, never expected that from you."

I didn't expect it from me either.
 
chrisman01
I hope I can stay single the rest of my life.

no wife = you can go to the bars whenever you want, you can play games whenever you want, and you can do "things" on your computer and not worry about your woman getting extremely uber pissed at you. And there isn't somebody else draining your hard earned money.

wife = stay home whenever you're not working, do chores more than necessary (cleaning x.x), and eventually get depression from her constant bitching.



However, I am the last male Patterson in my family line, so if I don't get married... aw, I hate our culture :angry: :cry:
 

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