Hentai

(this blog is split up into sections so you don't have to read it all)
Well, read the first part, then see what else you wanna read.
Proceed.
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First of all
If you're under 13
Stop.
I will not be the one to corrupt you.
Honestly
Wait till you're like 14 or 15.
Secondly.
Nothing is as good as having a girlfriend/boyfriend
(whatever gender or sexual orientation you are)
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But.
That being said
Hentai is better than porn.
Point 1:
There are no girls with ruined lives.
Do you think girls in porn are normal?
Do you think that after this they can be normal?
No.
Girls in porn are fucked up beyond help.
Hentai does not have "real" girls.
Hell, girls in porn are hardly "real" anyway.

Point 2:
Anything is possible.
Now, I don't mean tenticles.
(I do find that odd)
Nor do I mean furry
(Sorry to all the furries on the temp)
It's just that
There are tons of scenerios
And there are actual storylines in some of them.

Point 3:
There are tons of art styles.
Hentai is a medium of art...
Kinda.
It's anime
So it has its many forms.
Every artist has their own style
And it's cool to see how slight differences make really cool changes.
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Reviews!
Alright.
Since I can't post pr0n on this site
I'll review some hentai series that I loved
And some you may wanna stay away from.
(each will have it's own spoiler tag)
Away we go!

Resort Boin:
Name: Resort Boin!
Medium: Anime
Watched: 3/3 episodes.
Synopsis: Our main character, Daisuke, has been sent to an island by his grandma. There he meets two childhood friends (I think) and obviously they do stuffz. There are a decent amount of girls, and a huge variety of things that happen, from yuri, to threesomes, to anal, to tenticles, to loli. It's quite good.
Rating: 9/10

Bible Black:
Name: Bible Black
Medium: Anime
Watched: A few episodes.
Synopsis: Honestly... I'm not sure what it is about. There's a lot of blood and futanari. Kinda fucked up. Don't exactly recommend it to the normal person.
Rating: 3/10 (hey, the girls are attractive, but it's just kinda messed up

Cafe Junkie:
Name: Cafe Junkie
Medium: Anime
Watched: 2/2 episodes
Synopsis: Another guy and a few friends who are girls who he ends up doing. There are the shy girls and the outgoing girls. It's pretty normal, and I'd recommend it to anyone.
Rating: 8.75/10 (almost too normal)

Ring X Mama
Name: Ring X Mama
Medium: Manga
Read: 8/? Chapters
Synopsis: A young fan of womens wrestling is dissapointed that the league has been disbanded. Little does he know, his favorate fighter lives right next door to his apartment room! Hilarity ensues as the once fan becomes a manager of an all-women's wrestling team! Contains a bit of yuri, regular stuff, and hilariousness!
Rating: 10/10 (Incredible)

Yanagida-Kun to Mizuno-San
Name: Yanagida-Kun to Mizuno-San
Read: 12/12 Chapters
Synopsis: We follow a guy who's madly in love with a girl. She's taken, but when our hero finds her boyfriend talking shit about her he decides to make a move. Little does he know, she wanted to use him for "practice" anyway. Eventually they go out, never admitting to loving eachother, but obviously in love. The ex turnes out to not be such a douche, and is a funny part of the series. Very cute, very funny.
Rating: 9.8/10

Today is our Anniversary!
Name: Today is our Anniversary!
Read: 1/1 Chapters
Synopsis: A girl mistakes a boy's forgetfulness to zip his zipper to be a sign that he loves her. Hilarity (and sex) insue. Cute, funny, awesome.
Rating: 9/10

So that's all I'm gonna review for now.
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Perhaps next week...
(Or sooner)
I shall review more.
Unless you don't want me to.
I'll release another Astronomy class vid tomorrow as well.
Anyway
Till then
Enjoy the fact that you learned about what hentais I like...
Which is a little weird...
Wutever man.
Peace!

Comments

In the end, you're still just reviewing porn.

No one watches any type of pornography for a good story. You just skip to the part where they start fucking. If you're really watching porn or hentai for a laugh or a story, then seriously, what the fuck are you doing? Hentai is just a terrible story woven around lots of random sex.
 
[quote name='Guild McCommunist' post='2766705' date='Apr 18 2010, 09:23 PM']If you're really watching porn or hentai for a laugh or a story, then seriously, what the fuck are you doing? Hentai is just a terrible story woven around lots of random sex.[/quote]

it's called watching it ironically because watching it seriously would be the weird thing.
 
[quote name='Law' post='2766708' date='Apr 18 2010, 11:23 PM'][quote name='Guild McCommunist' post='2766705' date='Apr 18 2010, 09:23 PM']If you're really watching porn or hentai for a laugh or a story, then seriously, what the fuck are you doing? Hentai is just a terrible story woven around lots of random sex.[/quote]

it's called watching it ironically because watching it seriously would be the weird thing.
[/quote]

Just like reading Playboy for its thought-provoking articles.
 
[quote name='Shakraka' post='2763477' date='Apr 17 2010, 11:43 AM']Obviously, you baka gaijins could never appreciate the deep and profoundness in hentai like the OP and I can.[/quote]

 
[quote name='Guild McCommunist' post='2766705' date='Apr 18 2010, 03:23 PM']In the end, you're still just reviewing porn.

No one watches any type of pornography for a good story. You just skip to the part where they start fucking. If you're really watching porn or hentai for a laugh or a story, then seriously, what the fuck are you doing? Hentai is just a terrible story woven around lots of random sex.[/quote]

I fuckin reviewed this for the sole purpose of reviewing it for the story!
I mean, sure you can skip ahead to the sex scenes
But where's the fun in that?
...
Ok, I'm kidding
Still, there are stories, and there are a lot of them that are amusing!
Fuck all ya'll.
 
[quote name='Marlonguppy' post='2766716' date='Apr 18 2010, 10:27 PM']EDIT: I watch it every week PROBLEMS?[/quote]

I should see a doctor if I were you.
 

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