I hate my brother

have any headphones you can use?

no, and thats not the point, my brother had headphones to use, but noooo, he had to be a dick about it, i mean seriously, the sound in mgs is most important!

As always, grab yourself a baseball bat, and use his kneecaps as target practice.

no thanks D:

Then have fun playing games on mute

Cut the power to his room by remove the right fuse from the fuse box

Hmm, I used to fight with my sister about things like this all the time. You have to throw something at their face so they get the message that you're in charge.

i cbf to get in a fight

I'm Nathan

For reasons like that, is better play MGS on your PSP (finally something useful).

[quote name='secretsauce' post='3143669' date='Sep 21 2010, 10:10 AM']i cbf to get in a fight[/quote]

It's only a fight if he gets up.

Bring a bat.

i have no baseball bat D:

Here is a plan that will for sure work.

1. Go to your local butcher/slaughter house and inquire about getting a bucket or two of animal blood. It doesn't matter what kind, any will do.
2. Bring it home while no one is around. The element of surprise is key.
3. In his bedroom, spray the blood all over his walls, bed, furniture, ceiling, EVERYTHING!
4. As it is drying, make the following in the blood: "Don't FUCK with me!". This will be the only thing not covered in blood, making it very visible.

BONUS POINTS: If possible, get any organs that you can from the butcher/slaughter house (ex. heart, lungs, brains, etc...) and strategically place them around the room for added effect. Severed heads of animals work as well.

If he is a dick to you after something like this, he is an idiot.

If you play your cards right, you could even scare him into cleaning it all by himself without saying a word to your parents for fear his blood will be the next blood on the walls.

Enjoy!

[quote name='shango46' post='3146512' date='Sep 22 2010, 02:53 AM']Here is a plan that will for sure work.

1. Go to your local butcher/slaughter house and inquire about getting a bucket or two of animal blood. It doesn't matter what kind, any will do.
2. Bring it home while no one is around. The element of surprise is key.
3. In his bedroom, spray the blood all over his walls, bed, furniture, ceiling, EVERYTHING!
4. As it is drying, make the following in the blood: "Don't FUCK with me!". This will be the only thing not covered in blood, making it very visible.

BONUS POINTS: If possible, get any organs that you can from the butcher/slaughter house (ex. heart, lungs, brains, etc...) and strategically place them around the room for added effect. Severed heads of animals work as well.

If he is a dick to you after something like this, he is an idiot.

If you play your cards right, you could even scare him into cleaning it all by himself without saying a word to your parents for fear his blood will be the next blood on the walls.

Enjoy![/quote]
That's incredibly childish and gets you nowhere.
I remember being at your stage of relation with my own brother. I used to hate him, but as we both mature, I started to see him in a different light, and it helped me realize he is actually a wonderful person and all the time I blamed him for everything I had done some wrong in it too.

[quote name='Westside' post='3146519' date='Sep 22 2010, 12:56 AM'][quote name='shango46' post='3146512' date='Sep 22 2010, 02:53 AM']Here is a plan that will for sure work.

1. Go to your local butcher/slaughter house and inquire about getting a bucket or two of animal blood. It doesn't matter what kind, any will do.
2. Bring it home while no one is around. The element of surprise is key.
3. In his bedroom, spray the blood all over his walls, bed, furniture, ceiling, EVERYTHING!
4. As it is drying, make the following in the blood: "Don't FUCK with me!". This will be the only thing not covered in blood, making it very visible.

BONUS POINTS: If possible, get any organs that you can from the butcher/slaughter house (ex. heart, lungs, brains, etc...) and strategically place them around the room for added effect. Severed heads of animals work as well.

If he is a dick to you after something like this, he is an idiot.

If you play your cards right, you could even scare him into cleaning it all by himself without saying a word to your parents for fear his blood will be the next blood on the walls.

Enjoy![/quote]
That's incredibly childish and gets you nowhere.
I remember being at your stage of relation with my own brother. I used to hate him, but as we both mature, I started to see him in a different light, and it helped me realize he is actually a wonderful person and all the time I blamed him for everything I had done some wrong in it too.
[/quote]

Gets you nowhere? Seriously?

Just because your realizing you did shitty things that caused hurt feelings towards your older brother does not always apply to other peoples lives. He could genuinely be a dick head who needs to have blood sprayed over all his material possessions to help him see the error of his ways. Of course, I could be wrong. I am the oldest of 9 kids in my family and I know about inappropriate feelings towards a sibling for being stupid, but sometimes drastic actions such as this bring the mental retardations to a stop and then the healing can begin.

Haters gonna hate.

[quote name='shango46' post='3146535' date='Sep 22 2010, 03:06 AM'][quote name='Westside' post='3146519' date='Sep 22 2010, 12:56 AM'][quote name='shango46' post='3146512' date='Sep 22 2010, 02:53 AM']Here is a plan that will for sure work.

1. Go to your local butcher/slaughter house and inquire about getting a bucket or two of animal blood. It doesn't matter what kind, any will do.
2. Bring it home while no one is around. The element of surprise is key.
3. In his bedroom, spray the blood all over his walls, bed, furniture, ceiling, EVERYTHING!
4. As it is drying, make the following in the blood: "Don't FUCK with me!". This will be the only thing not covered in blood, making it very visible.

BONUS POINTS: If possible, get any organs that you can from the butcher/slaughter house (ex. heart, lungs, brains, etc...) and strategically place them around the room for added effect. Severed heads of animals work as well.

If he is a dick to you after something like this, he is an idiot.

If you play your cards right, you could even scare him into cleaning it all by himself without saying a word to your parents for fear his blood will be the next blood on the walls.

Enjoy![/quote]
That's incredibly childish and gets you nowhere.
I remember being at your stage of relation with my own brother. I used to hate him, but as we both mature, I started to see him in a different light, and it helped me realize he is actually a wonderful person and all the time I blamed him for everything I had done some wrong in it too.
[/quote]

Gets you nowhere? Seriously?

Just because your realizing you did shitty things that caused hurt feelings towards your older brother does not always apply to other peoples lives. He could genuinely be a dick head who needs to have blood sprayed over all his material possessions to help him see the error of his ways. Of course, I could be wrong. I am the oldest of 9 kids in my family and I know about inappropriate feelings towards a sibling for being stupid, but sometimes drastic actions such as this bring the mental retardations to a stop and then the healing can begin.

Haters gonna hate.
[/quote]
I guess I can not comment on a North American point of view. In my culture and in many European and Asian cultures family comes first and we look out for one another and look past our differences and our weaknesses and sit down and talk to them if we have to. Using civilized methods to communicate with one another to understand each other and eliminate the source of all problems instead of causing more anguish and grief amongst the family and introduce the feeling of love and bonding between one another.

[quote name='Overlord Nadrian' post='3144592' date='Sep 22 2010, 03:08 AM']I'm Nathan [/quote]
Then stop playing your shitty music so loud and muting the TV!

[quote name='shango46' post='3146535' date='Sep 22 2010, 06:06 PM']Gets you nowhere? Seriously?

Just because your realizing you did shitty things that caused hurt feelings towards your older brother does not always apply to other peoples lives. He could genuinely be a dick head who needs to have blood sprayed over all his material possessions to help him see the error of his ways. Of course, I could be wrong. I am the oldest of 9 kids in my family and I know about inappropriate feelings towards a sibling for being stupid, but sometimes drastic actions such as this bring the mental retardations to a stop and then the healing can begin.

Haters gonna hate.[/quote]
Well it would sure get you sent to an insane asylum...

I say go with the fuse box idea. It seems to have the least repercussions.

Tell him to LOOK AT THAT while you swiftly kick him in his carrot and onions.

Works for me

[quote name='Westside' post='3146545' date='Sep 22 2010, 01:14 AM'][quote name='shango46' post='3146535' date='Sep 22 2010, 03:06 AM'][quote name='Westside' post='3146519' date='Sep 22 2010, 12:56 AM'][quote name='shango46' post='3146512' date='Sep 22 2010, 02:53 AM']Here is a plan that will for sure work.

1. Go to your local butcher/slaughter house and inquire about getting a bucket or two of animal blood. It doesn't matter what kind, any will do.
2. Bring it home while no one is around. The element of surprise is key.
3. In his bedroom, spray the blood all over his walls, bed, furniture, ceiling, EVERYTHING!
4. As it is drying, make the following in the blood: "Don't FUCK with me!". This will be the only thing not covered in blood, making it very visible.

BONUS POINTS: If possible, get any organs that you can from the butcher/slaughter house (ex. heart, lungs, brains, etc...) and strategically place them around the room for added effect. Severed heads of animals work as well.

If he is a dick to you after something like this, he is an idiot.

If you play your cards right, you could even scare him into cleaning it all by himself without saying a word to your parents for fear his blood will be the next blood on the walls.

Enjoy![/quote]
That's incredibly childish and gets you nowhere.
I remember being at your stage of relation with my own brother. I used to hate him, but as we both mature, I started to see him in a different light, and it helped me realize he is actually a wonderful person and all the time I blamed him for everything I had done some wrong in it too.
[/quote]

Gets you nowhere? Seriously?

Just because your realizing you did shitty things that caused hurt feelings towards your older brother does not always apply to other peoples lives. He could genuinely be a dick head who needs to have blood sprayed over all his material possessions to help him see the error of his ways. Of course, I could be wrong. I am the oldest of 9 kids in my family and I know about inappropriate feelings towards a sibling for being stupid, but sometimes drastic actions such as this bring the mental retardations to a stop and then the healing can begin.

Haters gonna hate.
[/quote]
I guess I can not comment on a North American point of view. In my culture and in many European and Asian cultures family comes first and we look out for one another and look past our differences and our weaknesses and sit down and talk to them if we have to. Using civilized methods to communicate with one another to understand each other and eliminate the source of all problems instead of causing more anguish and grief amongst the family and introduce the feeling of love and bonding between one another.
[/quote]

It has nothing to do with being in North America, I am a sociopath with homicidal tendencies. They come from all over the world, your town as well. I take care of my family but am not afraid to bust someones ass if they deserve it, family or not. Primal instinct says "Don't FUCK with me!" and has been that way for a very, very long time.

[quote name='secretsauce' post='3146492' date='Sep 22 2010, 07:34 AM']i have no baseball bat D:[/quote]

...what.
How is life possible without the million and one functions brought on by a baseball bat?
How do you put on your pants one baseball bat at a time without a baseball bat?!

You sir, have boggled my mind.
Expect a baseball bat in the mail.


Followed by several baseball bats in the mail.

Followed by a few baseball bats in the mail.

Followed by no baseball bats in the mail, because i'm not made of money.