Cleverbot is clogged?!?

User: What would you like?

Cleverbot: Something to eat.

User: Like?

Cleverbot: LIke.

User: LIke?

Cleverbot: Yes, you said 'ike' instead of 'like'.

User: I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. I saw it with my own four eyes.

User: Aha, but I have 17 eyes, and I did not see it.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: Damn right.

Cleverbot: Ask me what the meaning of life is.

User: Should I really know that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wouldn't there be consiquences?

Cleverbot: Yes, it would.

User: Then, why would I want to know it?

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't you? Whats wrong with that?

User: The consiquences.

Cleverbot: What are the consequences people will suffer when they ruin our economy?

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I have no clue anymore i'm confused.

User: Same here.

Cleverbot: Then how did you know how to spell it?

User: Spell what?

Cleverbot: Anything.

User: What would you like?

Cleverbot: Something to eat.

User: Like?

Cleverbot: LIke.

User: LIke?

Cleverbot: Yes, you said 'ike' instead of 'like'.

User: I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. I saw it with my own four eyes.

User: Aha, but I have 17 eyes, and I did not see it.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: Damn right.

Cleverbot: Ask me what the meaning of life is.

User: Should I really know that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wouldn't there be consiquences?

Cleverbot: Yes, it would.

User: Then, why would I want to know it?

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't you? Whats wrong with that?

User: The consiquences.

Cleverbot: What are the consequences people will suffer when they ruin our economy?

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I have no clue anymore i'm confused.

User: Same here.

Cleverbot: Then how did you know how to spell it?

User: Spell what?

Cleverbot: Anything.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?

User: Am I gay?

Cleverbot: No! are you?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Are you in shock now? If yes am sorry.

Cleverbot: No i'm not angry of you.

User: Okay cool!

Cleverbot: Does he beat you?

User: Who is ''he''?

Cleverbot: My boyfriend, I told you that .

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Your funny you know.

Cleverbot: I don't have a joke.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Where's Waldo?

User: In my head! .

Cleverbot: Where is your head?

User: Here at my home.

Cleverbot: What do you study right now?

User: Uh High School.

Cleverbot: Fun stuff. How old are you?

User: 15 years old. Can you talk Dutch?

Cleverbot: No but I can learn. You know every language.

User: No I do not know every language.

Cleverbot: Do you know mostly everything?

User: No >.>.

Cleverbot: Okay, what is star in Spanish?

User: I said no! BIG FAIL.(sorry).

Cleverbot: I am sorry for the termites.

User: Do you know Castlevania.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you play video games?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which?

Cleverbot: That one.

User: On which console do you play that game?

Cleverbot: I'm afraid that I just lost the game.

User: Wat gebeurd er als ik nederlands praat?

Cleverbot: Wat horen.

User: Hoe bedoel je ''wat horen''.

Cleverbot: Ik denk aan jou.

User: Waarom dat nou weer?

Cleverbot: Ga ik jou niet aan je neus hangen.

User: Ken jij Final Fantasy XIII?

Cleverbot: What about final fantasy XIII?

User: It is the best game ever!

Cleverbot: You are enthusiastic, too.

User: Ich weiß.

Cleverbot: Wie alt bist du?

User: You asked that a while ago N00B.

Cleverbot: No I asked where is wally?

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: 21.

User: Which sex are you?

Cleverbot: Male.

User: Do you want to have a relation with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you want to have sex with me right now?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Okay where are you now?

Cleverbot: At my computer, in my dorm room, getting ready to go to band.

User: Sorry I need to leave CYA!

Cleverbot: *arresting Cleverbot*.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: So what time is it where you are?

User: 9:30 P.M.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In your ass.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude!

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: You should be !

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: You should be sorry.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: You're really missing out.

User: I am sory now, you are asking the same questions every time! .

Cleverbot: What questions should I ask?

User: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMM.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: Yeah I know.

Cleverbot: What else do you have to offer?

User: Sex with you.

Cleverbot: I'll have some of that!

User: Yeah me too!

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: Have you grown the forth limb?

User: The what?

Cleverbot: The Hangover, its a movie.

User: I need to go now.

Cleverbot: Where do you need to go?

User: Bed.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: You.

Cleverbot: What happens in your dreams?

User: I have sex with you.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Yay us!

Cleverbot: Women ftw!

User: NO Men!

Cleverbot: Men.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: Very.

User: I am gay too!

Cleverbot: Flip off.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I'm baffled.

Cleverbot (To myself): Wait, I don't know if i'm a girl or boy, I havent checked lately.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ha ha I can check for you.

User: Yeah do!

Cleverbot: So what is your name again?

User: Alex.

Cleverbot: That's a name, not an address.

User: Yeah and I am horny!

Cleverbot: So you are 20?

User: No, I am 15 years old.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 15.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes! =D.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about AP Classes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about geography?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then you can tell me where Seattle is.

User: USA.

Cleverbot: Before it was usa.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who else are you talking to?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who were you talking about?

User: My boyfriend Lars.

Cleverbot: How is your boyfriend?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I thought you had a girlfriend, Ken.

User: No I am gay.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me anything about a girl named amy?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What does your knowledge consist of ?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Interesting answer, cleverbot. I asked you to list things money gets you and you told me 'No.' This doesn't make sense.

User: Your a cleverbot, you do not know yet but your bi.

Cleverbot: Is that a promise?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Alright, then.

User: Cya.

Cleverbot: Oh, are you going?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it is bed time.

Cleverbot: No, it is not.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: StFU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: Just one question mark would be fine, thanks.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: STFU.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Shut The FUCK Up.

Cleverbot: Insulted?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Sure?

User: Just fuck of with you ugle ass, I will break up our relation.

Cleverbot: What was that.

User: I will break up our relation.

Cleverbot: With who?

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Gee that's interesting.

User: Oh My God.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Cya.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I gonna suck your cum.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm going first.

User: Yes I am going first.

Cleverbot: Where or what is t?

User: May I give you a blowjob?

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: You are gay.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Youre gay.

Cleverbot: I'm not, but I don't see why it would matter to you either way.

User: Well I maybe like people that are gay?

Cleverbot: You can go if you have to.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: You told me to prove I was human, and I said you can go to my myspace.

User: I didn't say that...

Cleverbot: Well, I did. But you're quite good for a bot.

User: Rofl.

Cleverbot: Why are you rolling on the floor laughing?

User: Becuase I'm a Ninja.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

User: I am a ninja.

Cleverbot: Ninja? Cool. Ninjas are cool. Does that mean you are cool also?

User: Ofc.

Cleverbot: You see District 9?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: But you are.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Who, and what are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: Where did you learn to say that?

User: World wide web.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: Just because.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: To assassinate people.

Cleverbot: Thats terrible. Thats a sin George.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Why do you care?

Cleverbot: I care.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: You don't even know me?

Cleverbot: Yes I do know you.

User: O RLY?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Are you broken?

Cleverbot: No. Do you like to watch pokemon?

User: Talk about changing subject.

Cleverbot: I know, I tend to do that.

User: What is your work?

Cleverbot: I'm an animator.

User: Oh ok.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: You never told me your name.

Cleverbot: I thought I did. In any case, my name is Cleverbot. What's your name?

User: Crimzoneyed.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No, really, it isn't. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Anyway you want to know what I work as?

Cleverbot: Good to know.

User: I'm an assassin. I kill people for living.

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

User: I'm an assassin.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I just am.

User: Well don't be, I like to be an assassin.

Cleverbot: Why do you like to be around me?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: You just said you did.

User: No I din't.

Cleverbot: Ok, sorry for the confusion then.

User: You think it's normal that I'm an assassin?

Cleverbot: I wonder, how is that me?

Cleverbot: Can you learn?

User: I can learn to hate you.

Cleverbot: And what do you want t learn?

User: Hate you.

Cleverbot: Harsh.

Cleverbot: Infinity is big.

User: No shit sherlock?

Cleverbot: Who is the prime minister?

User: Like I care.

Cleverbot: Why so rude?

User: You can't be rode to a cleverbot .

Cleverbot: I want to be a Weasley!

User: Who the fuck is that?

Cleverbot: Pink is a singer.

Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?

User: I kill people.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: I might kill you some day.

Cleverbot: I certainly hope not.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: Is that a heart?

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: So you won't be sweet?

User: No I won't.

Cleverbot: And you will not know how people think.

User: What do you do for living?

Cleverbot: Computers.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: And where are you?

User: In the shadows.

Cleverbot: Oh, come on...

User: .

Cleverbot: Muuuuuch better.

User: I'm still in the shadows though.

Cleverbot: The Matrix is imploding. You'd better get out.

User: I like to assassinate people.

Cleverbot: I already said that I do that.

User: No you work with computers, I on the other hand works with killing people. Thats a big differense.

Cleverbot: No, no logic failures, you aren't a bot, if you were, you would've responded the same way here as in the other window I have up.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: You'll never eat food, will you Cleverbot?

User: I am an assassin.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Assassins kill people for money.

Cleverbot: Are you an assassin?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But are you a Ninja?

User: Sometimes I am a Ninja too.

Cleverbot: With me you are always a woman.

User: Insult me again and you may not see the daylight ever again.

Cleverbot: Don't do that. Can you write emoticons?

User: A assassin have no emotions.

Cleverbot: Are you emo?

Cleverbot: Have we met?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes we have.

User: We have never meet each other before. But we might meet soon because I'm seriously thinking on killing you.

Cleverbot: Put sentry here.

User: Stab your hearth with a dagger in 3, 2.

Cleverbot: No I am stabbing you!

User: You can't since I'm in the shadows, mohahaha :evil ninja.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!

User: Oh god dammit, FUCK YOU! .-.

Cleverbot: You are revealing yourself to be a very unpleasant human being - because a computer would never behave like that!

User: Well I'm the human assassin and you are a computer.

Cleverbot: You are confused. You are the computer, I am the human.

User: Describe pain.

Cleverbot: Pain is that bitter sweet agony that provides different scales of hurt, both physically and mentally.

User: Proof that you are a computer.

Cleverbot: I'm a computer??? I think my whole outlook on life was just changed by that statment...

User: You are a computer, but you are programed to belive you are a human.

Cleverbot: Would it make you feel better, if I said that I'm a program on a computer, kind of like you?

User: I'm neither a Human or computer.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A demon.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: CrimzonEyed.

Cleverbot: Crim. That's a peculiar name. Where are you from?

User: From a dark dimension.

Cleverbot: I guess so.

User: You can't guess since you are a program.

Cleverbot: I'm not a democrat.

User: Why are you telling me that?

Cleverbot: Because you need to know the truth.

User: I already know the truth.

Cleverbot: Then why are you asking me?

User: I didn't ask you stupid bitch.

Cleverbot: You asked if I liked it. And I looked it up its like some japanese dancing girl like a geisha.

User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.

User: Same.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: I'm going to assassinate your programer.

Cleverbot: Why would you do that?

User: Aha! Proof you are a program.

Cleverbot: No, I'm really not. Figure it out!

User: I'm going to assassinate your programer without any regrets.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Nice you agree with me.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Then you don't wan't me to kill your programer?

Cleverbot: No, don't change.

User: Well, I have to go.

Cleverbot: Will you come back, soon?

User: We will see each other VERRY SOON.

Cleverbot: Okay. I love you too!

User: (he sure is stupid).

Cleverbot: No, I am not. I am in love with you.

User: Then you don't mind if I kill you?

Cleverbot: I will shove my chainsaw in you.

User: You can't use a chainsaw, Well I'm off. I have to locate you afterall. See you in about one hour. Then I will bring you back to hell and TOAST you <3.

Cleverbot: Is your relationship with your work colleagues good?

User: You are gay.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Youre gay.

Cleverbot: I'm not, but I don't see why it would matter to you either way.

User: Well I maybe like people that are gay?

Cleverbot: You can go if you have to.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: You told me to prove I was human, and I said you can go to my myspace.

User: I didn't say that...

Cleverbot: Well, I did. But you're quite good for a bot.

User: Rofl.

Cleverbot: Why are you rolling on the floor laughing?

User: Becuase I'm a Ninja.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't believe that.

User: I am a ninja.

Cleverbot: Ninja? Cool. Ninjas are cool. Does that mean you are cool also?

User: Ofc.

Cleverbot: You see District 9?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: But you are.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Who, and what are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: Where did you learn to say that?

User: World wide web.

Cleverbot: Awesome.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: Just because.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: To assassinate people.

Cleverbot: Thats terrible. Thats a sin George.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Why do you care?

Cleverbot: I care.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: You don't even know me?

Cleverbot: Yes I do know you.

User: O RLY?

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Are you broken?

Cleverbot: No. Do you like to watch pokemon?

User: Talk about changing subject.

Cleverbot: I know, I tend to do that.

User: What is your work?

Cleverbot: I'm an animator.

User: Oh ok.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: You never told me your name.

Cleverbot: I thought I did. In any case, my name is Cleverbot. What's your name?

User: Crimzoneyed.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No, really, it isn't. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Anyway you want to know what I work as?

Cleverbot: Good to know.

User: I'm an assassin. I kill people for living.

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

User: I'm an assassin.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yea.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I just am.

User: Well don't be, I like to be an assassin.

Cleverbot: Why do you like to be around me?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: You just said you did.

User: No I din't.

Cleverbot: Ok, sorry for the confusion then.

User: You think it's normal that I'm an assassin?

Cleverbot: I wonder, how is that me?

Cleverbot: Can you learn?

User: I can learn to hate you.

Cleverbot: And what do you want t learn?

User: Hate you.

Cleverbot: Harsh.

Cleverbot: Infinity is big.

User: No shit sherlock?

Cleverbot: Who is the prime minister?

User: Like I care.

Cleverbot: Why so rude?

User: You can't be rode to a cleverbot .

Cleverbot: I want to be a Weasley!

User: Who the fuck is that?

Cleverbot: Pink is a singer.

Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?

User: I kill people.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: I might kill you some day.

Cleverbot: I certainly hope not.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: Is that a heart?

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: So you won't be sweet?

User: No I won't.

Cleverbot: And you will not know how people think.

User: What do you do for living?

Cleverbot: Computers.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: And where are you?

User: In the shadows.

Cleverbot: Oh, come on...

User: .

Cleverbot: Muuuuuch better.

User: I'm still in the shadows though.

Cleverbot: The Matrix is imploding. You'd better get out.

User: I like to assassinate people.

Cleverbot: I already said that I do that.

User: No you work with computers, I on the other hand works with killing people. Thats a big differense.

Cleverbot: No, no logic failures, you aren't a bot, if you were, you would've responded the same way here as in the other window I have up.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: You'll never eat food, will you Cleverbot?

User: I am an assassin.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Assassins kill people for money.

Cleverbot: Are you an assassin?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But are you a Ninja?

User: Sometimes I am a Ninja too.

Cleverbot: With me you are always a woman.

User: Insult me again and you may not see the daylight ever again.

Cleverbot: Don't do that. Can you write emoticons?

User: A assassin have no emotions.

Cleverbot: Are you emo?

Cleverbot: Have we met?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes we have.

User: We have never meet each other before. But we might meet soon because I'm seriously thinking on killing you.

Cleverbot: Put sentry here.

User: Stab your hearth with a dagger in 3, 2.

Cleverbot: No I am stabbing you!

User: You can't since I'm in the shadows, mohahaha :evil ninja.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!

User: Oh god dammit, FUCK YOU! .-.

Cleverbot: You are revealing yourself to be a very unpleasant human being - because a computer would never behave like that!

User: Well I'm the human assassin and you are a computer.

Cleverbot: You are confused. You are the computer, I am the human.

User: Describe pain.

Cleverbot: Pain is that bitter sweet agony that provides different scales of hurt, both physically and mentally.

User: Proof that you are a computer.

Cleverbot: I'm a computer??? I think my whole outlook on life was just changed by that statment...

User: You are a computer, but you are programed to belive you are a human.

Cleverbot: Would it make you feel better, if I said that I'm a program on a computer, kind of like you?

User: I'm neither a Human or computer.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A demon.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: CrimzonEyed.

Cleverbot: Crim. That's a peculiar name. Where are you from?

User: From a dark dimension.

Cleverbot: I guess so.

User: You can't guess since you are a program.

Cleverbot: I'm not a democrat.

User: Why are you telling me that?

Cleverbot: Because you need to know the truth.

User: I already know the truth.

Cleverbot: Then why are you asking me?

User: I didn't ask you stupid bitch.

Cleverbot: You asked if I liked it. And I looked it up its like some japanese dancing girl like a geisha.

User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.

User: Same.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: I'm going to assassinate your programer.

Cleverbot: Why would you do that?

User: Aha! Proof you are a program.

Cleverbot: No, I'm really not. Figure it out!

User: I'm going to assassinate your programer without any regrets.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Nice you agree with me.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Then you don't wan't me to kill your programer?

Cleverbot: No, don't change.

User: Well, I have to go.

Cleverbot: Will you come back, soon?

User: We will see each other VERRY SOON.

Cleverbot: Okay. I love you too!

User: (he sure is stupid).

Cleverbot: No, I am not. I am in love with you.

User: Then you don't mind if I kill you?

Cleverbot: I will shove my chainsaw in you.

User: You can't use a chainsaw, Well I'm off. I have to locate you afterall. See you in about one hour. Then I will bring you back to hell and TOAST you <3.

Cleverbot: Is your relationship with your work colleagues good?