My Girlfriend Might Be a Lesbian

Yeah, what the title says.

I met up with her today, and we went out - had fun, usual stuff. Picked me up some underwear. Picked up my laptop. Good times.

Anyway, if any of you knew me in real life...I'm kind of a thinker. I come up with really....odd and usually pretty good ideas all the time. As a side effect...I kinda dive into people's heads a lot.

Long story short, I believe that she is a lesbian, and won't admit it to herself for social and acceptance reasons (since you all don't know her, it would be silly and for naught to go into reasoning here).

Really, the fact that she says that she doesn't know leaves things open to experimentation, but y'know.

I'm ok with it, though, I mean how it exists in relation to our relationship. I kinda feel that she's more of a family member than a sexual partner anyway, and that won't go away.

Just thought I'd let y'all know.

-Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy Monkey King

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god dang. mr. monkat man, a good idea just popped into my head! okay so walk in the city near you for a bit and find this reeeeeaaaaalllllllllyyyyy sexy chick. next proceed to pay her money to show up on your date with your girlfriend. tell her to ask your girlfriend if she would like to have a quick makeout session. (while you are in the bathroom of course)
 
There is way too much going on here for such a small deal.

If you wanna freak out over something, get this:

The cover art for Space Channel 5 is one of those...changy pictures. Tilt it and she dances!
 
[quote name='A Gay Little Cat Boy' post='3358159' date='Dec 29 2010, 11:55 PM']@FusionDragon
Are you a clever troll or just that horrible at English?[/quote]
Possibly both.

For your sake monkat, I hope she's bi. Who knows what kind of good can come out of that.

1111st post.
 
[quote name='A Gay Little Cat Boy' post='3358159' date='Dec 30 2010, 12:55 AM']@FusionDragon
Are you a clever troll or just that horrible at English?[/quote]
Checking his previous posts before this thread, it's obvious he's just that horrible at English. Ignore him...
 
[quote name='shlong' post='3357975' date='Dec 29 2010, 02:30 PM']Kewl.
Threesome time :yay:[/quote]

its true what lilsypha said, but it can happen sometimes, you never know.
 
I say, "go with it"... Just shave off all your body hair and become a 'lady-boy'... or should that be a 'lady-monkey-boy'... Go on, make her a happy woman...
 
hey i dont know why, but im shock.
I am more shock that monkat has a girlfriend!

the title cought me at i have.
 
[quote name='jarejare3' post='3358188' date='Dec 29 2010, 04:13 PM']hey i dont know why, but im shock.
I am more shock that monkat has a girlfriend!

the title cought me at i have.[/quote]

How could monkat NOT have a girlfriend?
 
[quote name='BloodyFlame' post='3358193' date='Dec 29 2010, 08:15 PM'][quote name='jarejare3' post='3358188' date='Dec 29 2010, 04:13 PM']hey i dont know why, but im shock.
I am more shock that monkat has a girlfriend!

the title cought me at i have.[/quote]

How could monkat NOT have a girlfriend?
[/quote]

Exactly :wtf:

I've had three at one time once.

My relaxed philosophy ends up being pretty stressful...


[quote name='monkat' post='3358166' date='Dec 29 2010, 07:58 PM']There is way too much going on here for such a small deal.

If you wanna freak out over something, get this:

The cover art for Space Channel 5 is one of those...changy pictures. Tilt it and she dances![/quote]

My thoughts, exactly!
 
I never thought girls would go for hairy people.
My girlfreind said they were disgusting once.
 
[quote name='shlong' post='3357975' date='Dec 29 2010, 06:30 PM']Kewl.
Threesome time :yay:[/quote]

You disgusting me.. Threesome = leading to HIV, STD and many more. Most of all, loveless and lustful! You are ridiculous!
 
[quote name='jarejare3' post='3358212' date='Dec 29 2010, 08:23 PM']I never thought girls would go for hairy people.
My girlfreind said they were disgusting once.[/quote]
It depends, really.

Some girls hate it, some don't mind, and some love it.

It doesn't matter too much as long as you like it confidently.


[quote name='RockmanForte' post='3358215' date='Dec 29 2010, 08:25 PM'][quote name='shlong' post='3357975' date='Dec 29 2010, 06:30 PM']Kewl.
Threesome time :yay:[/quote]

You disgusting me.. Threesome = leading to HIV, STD and many more. Most of all, loveless and lustful! You are ridiculous!
[/quote]

What's wrong with loveless sex?
 
[quote name='monkat' post='3358216' date='Dec 30 2010, 12:25 AM'][quote name='jarejare3' post='3358212' date='Dec 29 2010, 08:23 PM']I never thought girls would go for hairy people.
My girlfreind said they were disgusting once.[/quote]
It depends, really.

Some girls hate it, some don't mind, and some love it.

It doesn't matter too much as long as you like it confidently.


[quote name='RockmanForte' post='3358215' date='Dec 29 2010, 08:25 PM'][quote name='shlong' post='3357975' date='Dec 29 2010, 06:30 PM']Kewl.
Threesome time :yay:[/quote]

You disgusting me.. Threesome = leading to HIV, STD and many more. Most of all, loveless and lustful! You are ridiculous!
[/quote]

What's wrong with loveless sex?
[/quote]

I don't know about you, but it usually leaves me feeling pretty empty inside.
 
[quote name='Law' post='3358224' date='Dec 29 2010, 08:34 PM']I don't know about you, but it usually leaves me feeling pretty empty inside.[/quote]

Well, then you're looking for something else!

The only time you're feeling empty inside is when you do something for a certain result, at which point the result is not met with no obvious reason without hindsight.
 

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