Sex Questions

This um... is this actually allowed?
If it is, I can give my opinions as a woman.

Bribe her with something shiny. Girls love shiny things.

Never mind, didn't know this was serious since it was in the EoF. My bad.

Doggy
Ones with little dimples on it
I have no idea for the last one since clearly I don't do girls. But I am for anal myself

[quote name='Stephapanda' post='3570357' date='Apr 5 2011, 04:09 AM']Bribe her with something shiny. Girls love shiny things.[/quote]


A diamond the size of a chestnut would work ;p but on the other hand she might get offended.


[quote name='Xuphor' post='3570354' date='Apr 5 2011, 04:08 AM']This um... is this actually allowed?
If it is, I can give my opinions as a woman.[/quote]

All the themes here were allready mentioned in other threads in the edge of the forums. But just in case lets just keep it civilized, e.g mentioning the name of the position is ok, but just in case don't describe in detail or post images of it (lets not turn this into a hentai/porn site).

PG-18? As in, parental guidance for the age 18? that's kind of weird

[quote name='Masterpaul' post='3570374' date='Apr 4 2011, 09:16 PM'][quote name='Stephapanda' post='3570357' date='Apr 5 2011, 04:09 AM']Bribe her with something shiny. Girls love shiny things.[/quote]


A diamond the size of a chestnut would wok ;p but on the other hand she might get offended.
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I dunno... sounds like that'd be pretty painful shoved up there....

[quote name='Linkiboy' post='3570418' date='Apr 5 2011, 04:38 AM']PG-18? As in, parental guidance for the age 18? that's kind of weird[/quote]

Lol opps... mistake. still it ended up funny. xD

There really is no best position or condom. You and your GF just going have to work that out yourselves.

Well you and your GF may not like the same positions. She may prefer a certain one because of the position of your wii inside the room. As for condoms i'm not an expert in the various kinds. Anal? hmmm, depends on if she's said a "solid NO" or rather a "i don't know if i should". If she sorta said the last one i mentioned you should do some nice things for her and get a little more kinky AND don't rush things. She may give in sooner or later.

LOL ok
1. Any position with deep penetration doggy or legs over your shoulders.
2. Unlubricated are better for lasting longer as they tend not to slip off as easy (nothing worse than a blow out when your burning rubber).
3. If you cant convince her to do it then give up. And if she does say yes take it real slow use massage oil. The last thing you need is you getting excited and shoving it in for this reaction!
"AAAAAHHHHH GET IT OUT,GET IT OUT,YOU F%^CKING AR*(LE I'M GOING TO GET A STRAPON AND DO IT TO YOU SEE HOW YOU F%^CKING LIKE IT.

[quote name='Masterpaul' post='3570348' date='Apr 4 2011, 09:04 PM']:: What is the best sex position?

:: What are the best condoms and why?

:: My gf isnt to kind on the idea of anal... advice.[/quote]

Okay, the first two questions will only get you opinions, because one answer does not fit all. (much like condoms)

There is no one true "best" sexual position, Everybody likes something different. A high percentage of the women I've spoken with like "doggy-style" the best. (and many of the guys like it best as well) My own personal favorite is referred to as "crossed pine needles" (it probably has some other names too) The woman lays on her side, the guy straddles one of her legs, and pulls the other up on his shoulder or elbow. This allows for deeper/deepest penetration, opens the woman for digital (finger) clitoral stimulation, and will actually allow you to experiment with anal stimulation for her. This position may come in handy when I get to the third answer.

My personal preference in condoms is the Trojan "ECSTASY" line. The lack of a reservoir tip is a bonus in my book, because those tend only to cause problems and in certain circumstances can lead to tearing of the latex. (This also happens due to use of non-lubricated condoms and sometimes stubble from shaving. Nothing breaks the mood faster than the phrase: "Oh hell, the condom broke."
(Except for the phrase: "Did I take my birth-control?")

And lastly let me share a few 'pointers' (no pun intended) .
If somebody is nervous about anal sex, then it is going to be extremely difficult if not impossible to achieve.
You can't make a big deal out of it, such as "Okay, we're going to have anal sex now. Bend over." you need to work them up to the idea. While in the position mentioned above you might want to try touching her anus gently while making love to her. Show her that she can get pleasure from this as well. (This seems most effective when she is close to orgasm) Don't try to even penetrate her at all the first time you try this. Just apply a little pressure. (like pushing the button on a video game.....and not a fast-paced game) You might rub that area slightly, but don't apply much friction without some sort of lubrication on your finger. After you've tried this a few times she's more ikely to allow you to penetrate her outer sphincter slightly (Do Not Rush This if you Ever want to be allowed to try it again)
After a few months of showing her how anal stimulation can enhance/expand her climax you might be able to talk her into letting you penetrate her anally. And as before, do not rush this if you're allowed to try it. You don't jam it in like a sword into it's scabbard, because that particular orifice is not 'designed' to accept penetration from outside.

The key issue is trust, and gentle treatment.

All I know is the best thing you can do that girls giggle at, when you're about to finish, spit on her back, she'll think your done, then BAM blow it in her face. Girls love it.

I've moved this to blogs to make it clear that jokes are not welcome here.

This blog will end up being rated PG-27.

As a woman, we tend to be quite indecisive when it comes to positions because we may like things you wouldn't even know how to do. We're just that creative
A lot of girls prefer oral sex before the actual sex so they aren't just "bleh" in the end. We like to feel "on the edge, but not falling over" in a sense. We don't want to climax from oral sex, but want to be close to that edge and then have sex so it's damn near impossible to think while trying to hold ourselves back from climaxing, and the sex will be much more enjoyable for the both of us, not just you. Not to mention it gives more natural lubrication. Women also enjoy being teased before sex. Whether it be with physical, with words/whispers, or both, we love it, so be sure to try and find what makes her weak.

All condoms are different, so that's more of a question for your girlfriend and what kind of feeling she would like, but be sure you enjoy the feeling, as well.

Anal... well, if she doesn't like the idea, talk to her about it. Trying to coax her into it will only make her annoyed and will only make her decision to never try it more concrete. You can try telling her it'd be something new to try and it'll add a little excitement into your sex lives. If she still says no after that, drop the idea.

[quote name='phoenixgoddess27' post='3570858' date='Apr 5 2011, 02:50 AM']This blog will end up being rated PG-27.[/quote]

Not if I have anything to say about it.

I'm sorry Vulpes.
I'm sooooooo sorry.

I can always warn you for acting childish where it's clearly not warranted or wanted.
These are serious questions and serious answers are wanted.


EDIT: Look man, you may not have sex questions yet, but there will be a day when you do.
That's why I'm giving the OP a chance to get actual answers.

*walks in wondering what i got myself into

whats going on here i dont even know how to respond

*slowly walks back out

I'll go ahead and toss in some of my say here.

AS far as best position goes, it all depends on WHO it is. There is no "WONDER SEX POSITION" some people are stimulated by different things. Some women like it rubbing the top of them, bottom, sides, etc.

MOST women (according to the ones I talk to) like Missionary and Doggy style the best. VA's "Crossed Pine Needles" is also a great one, especially pleasurable for both of you if you put her leg over your shoulder (get's my girl every time ). I suggest trying to find WHERE in her is the most reactive to your penis (or fingers even) and find which positions stimulate the best spots the most.


As far as condoms I go second VA's choice. Try to avoid lubricated shit because everything is better naturally better in so many ways, no joke.

As far as anal goes it's true -- if you try to force it or go too fast it will alienate her. Try what VA said; play around and experiment with her anus while you're "doin your thang" and show her it can feel good. My girlfriend used to CRINGE and cry at the idea but after some finger magic she realized it made her climax that much more powerful.

NEVER I repeat NEVER EVER just SHOVE it in. 90% chance if it becoming a forbidden zone, yo.

EDIT: Thank's VA for keeping this topic from going to hell at 2 AM (my time at least).

Well honestly I get all kinds of sexual questions from people. Even some from people older than me (I'm 30 before you check). It's sort of a....specialty area for me.
Questions like "Why am I getting so wet?" and "Why does this smell make me want sex?" "Why do I get turned on when my man smacks my butt?"
They're not bad questions, and they shouldn't be taboo.
They deserve to be acknowledged and have serious responses.
If people can get real answers to these questions then everybody involved will be happier.