Weird Fireworks Blog!

So I didn't buy any fireworks this year, but I do have a lot of pictures from the trip to Indiana I took last year. On the trip, I saw a few items that looked... really, really dumb. Take a look:

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Anyway, just felt like sharing, HAPPY 4TH, EVERYONE! ^_^

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astrangeone
Hoo boy. What's with associating sex with gunpowder? That's a question for Freud here.

I kind of like the Border Patrol one - it's funny without being offensive! :D
 
Vulpes Abnocto
[quote name='astrangeone' post='3755792' date='Jul 4 2011, 10:26 PM']Hoo boy. What's with associating sex with gunpowder? That's a question for Freud here.[/quote]

I dunno. Why do they refer to having sex as "banging"?

It's all "porno for pyros"
 
Nimbus
This thread officially wins on every possible level and means.

I have never laughed so damn hard at explosive pyrotechnics in my entire life.

I ended up spitting mountain dew up all over my laptop screeen when I saw some of these. I am so saving them to disk.
 
Snailface
That monkey has boobs and balls. :mellow:
This thread is headed to the EOF through no fault of my own. :unsure:
 
Joe88
[quote name='Snailface' post='3755859' date='Jul 4 2011, 11:22 PM']That monkey has boobs and balls. :mellow:[/quote]
they are called pecs
 
[M]artin
"Awesome Austin" seriously baffles me. Did someone lose a bet? Does the creator actually love his kid THAT much? Were those photos ripped out of the family scrapbook? I wonder what Austin will think when he's 21 and someone throws one of these in his face...

He had better be the next Larry Bird if he's on the side of pyrotechnics.
 
mameks
I saw many things to do with balls.
I instantly thought of pg u_u

Anyways...
I lol'd, silly Americans and their silly firework porn :D
 

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