I feel so sexy

Today after school I was driving home.
I then saw a hot brunette with a lollipop, she looked at me.
Then she smiled, which made her even sexier...
It wasn't just a simple smile, it was like "I want you inside me" sexy smile. :creep:

Well, thats all. Now I must continue my life as a 12 year-old loser that will probably never have a girlfriend...
:sad:
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SamAsh07
[quote name='Alan John' post='3882967' date='Sep 12 2011, 11:24 PM']I was driving the bus.
Sorry, my english is sucks.
Oh, and you can drive special cars here with stickers if you don't have a licence. They cant go over 50 km/h and ukrainian drivers must be 3-2 m's near the specialised car.

And why the f*ck is there "meet real guys" ad here?[/quote]
Cuz my son, I heard you liek real guys.
 
Vulpes Abnocto
[quote name='Gahars' post='3883585' date='Sep 12 2011, 09:30 PM']That's no lady...[/quote]

That's a Space Station!
 
SinHarvest24
[quote name='Vulpes Abnocto' post='3883617' date='Sep 13 2011, 03:55 AM'][quote name='Gahars' post='3883585' date='Sep 12 2011, 09:30 PM']That's no lady...[/quote]

That's a Space Station!
[/quote]
On legs!
 
G
[quote name='Alan John' post='3882967' date='Sep 12 2011, 10:24 PM']I was driving the bus.[/quote]

You big stud!
wilmington-museum-driving-school-bus.jpg
 
AlanJohn
[quote name='Puppy_Washer' post='3884416' date='Sep 13 2011, 04:36 PM'][quote name='Alan John' post='3882967' date='Sep 12 2011, 10:24 PM']I was driving the bus.[/quote]

You big stud!
wilmington-museum-driving-school-bus.jpg
[/quote]
lol

Damn, I really need to work on my English.
:(
 
G
[quote name='Alan John' post='3882543' date='Sep 12 2011, 03:03 PM']It wasn't just a simple smile, it was like "I want you inside me" sexy smile. :creep:[/quote]
Too much hentai..
 
AlanJohn
[quote name='ShinyJellicent12321' post='3890946' date='Sep 17 2011, 10:13 PM']Waitwat? I had a girlfriend :O
Well, sort of :D so i guess that doesn't count :O[/quote]
Nobody cares.
 
S
[quote name='Alan John' post='3890950' date='Sep 17 2011, 03:15 PM'][quote name='ShinyJellicent12321' post='3890946' date='Sep 17 2011, 10:13 PM']Waitwat? I had a girlfriend :O
Well, sort of :D so i guess that doesn't count :O[/quote]
Nobody cares.
[/quote]
Now let's hope you see her again :O or else everything is ruined
 
AlanJohn
[quote name='ShinyJellicent12321' post='3890952' date='Sep 17 2011, 10:17 PM'][quote name='Alan John' post='3890950' date='Sep 17 2011, 03:15 PM'][quote name='ShinyJellicent12321' post='3890946' date='Sep 17 2011, 10:13 PM']Waitwat? I had a girlfriend :O
Well, sort of :D so i guess that doesn't count :O[/quote]
Nobody cares.
[/quote]
Now let's hope you see her again :O or else everything is ruined
[/quote]
Err..
Ok?
:wtf:
 
S
[quote name='Alan John' post='3890957' date='Sep 17 2011, 03:19 PM'][quote name='SexyBrunette<3Alan John' post='3890952' date='Sep 17 2011, 10:17 PM'][quote name='Alan John' post='3890950' date='Sep 17 2011, 03:15 PM'][quote name='ShinyJellicent12321' post='3890946' date='Sep 17 2011, 10:13 PM']Waitwat? I had a girlfriend :O
Well, sort of :D so i guess that doesn't count :O[/quote]
Nobody cares.
[/quote]
Now let's hope you see her again :O or else everything is ruined
[/quote]
Err..
Ok?
:wtf:
[/quote]
:tpi: You see what I did there?
 
PolloDiablo
[quote name='Depravo' timestamp='1315839823'] Hot brunette with a lollipop?
willenhallcommprischjuliebeckett.jpg
[/quote] epic post...
on an epic blog btw
 

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